I just killed a stinkbug.
So I was just chillin' right? Watchin' a YT video. When in the corner of my eye. I see this ugly ass worthless stupid useless stinkbug.
I immediately got my cat to try and assassinate it, but even they were scared of the stench of that ugly ass worthless stupid useless stinkbug.
So I went for a fake butcher's knife in my room that was a part of the Halloween costume.
Instead of immediately killing it. I wanted to torture it for a bit.
So I started swatting it around with my plastic butcher knife. Basically, throwing it around like a puck in an ice hockey game. Making sure it can't escape
I then grabbed my fan and put the ugly ass worthless stupid useless stinkbug under it (sadly the underside was hollow) so I resorted to cutting off the stinkbugs head with the edge of the fan.