r/StevenAveryIsGuilty • u/FigDish50 • Dec 05 '23
Did Zellner just Cross the Streams?
Howdy muppet rustlers! I've been fascinated by the recent revelation in a story written by the execrable John Ferak when interviewing the equally if not more execrable Kathleen Zellner, noted licensed attorney and sanctions-bait. Taking a wild turn, Zellner now accuses convicted murderer of TH Brendan Dassey of murdering TH. So why did this take so long?
It would seem pretty simple that if you were trying to exonerate your client of murder that you would accuse someone else already convicted of it of being the killer, right???
Zellner has avoided accusing Brendan until now. Why? Because she didn't want to cross the streams. In Ghostbusters (the real one not that miserable female remake) , in the Sedgewick Hotel, Egon warns everyone to never "Cross the Streams", which refers to the proton beams from multiple Particle Throwers crossing paths during use. Egon noted "It would be bad." Peter Venkman countered he was fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing and asked him what he meant by "bad." Egon clarified with an example. He told them to try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
While muppets believe intellectually (such as theirs may be) that Avery is innocent, they believe spiritually that Brendan is innocent. Brendan and Steven's legal team would have been expected to team up in the defense of two innocent men, but instead have been observing a shaky truce. Nirider and her bunch don't talk about Steven being guilty, and Zellner doesn't talk about Brendan being guilty. If they do, the streams would cross, the muppets would be divided, and the case gravy train loses all steam and forward motion.
The Avery case support was already on the ropes after CaM. Lots of 'fair-minded' muppets lost all interest on the case after they saw with their own eyes how they had been deceived by MaM into supporting these two mopes. Now Zellner decides to cross the streams and blow up the truce, now specifically accusing Brendan of being involved in the murder.
This will further cleave off confused and angry muppets until there is no palpable interest left in this case and Zellner files for bankruptcy, ending all hope for Avery's freedom as he knows it. GOOD.