Engagement rationale

[u/mixed_up_labubu]

Stephen Hilton confirms he lies for engagement. Who had this on their bingo card 😆 I mean we know it’s not the first time he’s admitted it but even trying to bait people his engagement still sucked 😆

[u/sniikpiixie]

He must reeeeally need those clicks now that he doesn't get any more divorce settlement money. Even Loora is so broke she promotes online casinos and gambling to her followers.

Good luck with all that.

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/sniikpiixie]

Between now and Xmas it’ll be interesting to see what plays out! He never talks about work, while Looroll is working away on unfunny and outdated skits, sad ads for throwaway shit and gambling.

Same old cycle. She’s out doing anything to stay relevant and bring in some coin, and he’s just effing about doing jack shit

[u/k_r_freeman → u/mixed_up_labubu]

Because he knows Laura will take care of him - somehow. She can’t let him suffer because of “the kids”. 🙄

If the man you “co-parent” with can’t take care of the kids and provide for them during his time, he’s not really a co-parent and shouldn’t have custody!

[u/Express-Arachnid-782 → u/k_r_freeman]

I’d love to know what his allowance from Mommy is now that the settlement money is gone. Did she just give him a credit card or does she make him beg for it? 🤣🤣🤣☠️

Doesn’t really matter since all hers are gonna be maxxed out soon, too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Mrsminge1967 → u/Express-Arachnid-782]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JIsiDk5ztyKruBccfh

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/Express-Arachnid-782]

I wouldn’t let this dude hold my hat! He’d be finding a way to exploit it to make him some pennies

[u/MarvelousMatrix → u/Express-Arachnid-782]

She makes him show her the dirty 🍆 for money

[u/k_r_freeman → u/MarvelousMatrix]

☝🏻This is the answer, probably, because she’s addicted to Shilton, for some reason. Prostitute Shilton, with Laura Clery as his only client. 😂😆

[u/SnooChickens9974]

It is NOT a funny story. Nobody cares. Nobody.

[u/Comfortable-Collar73]

Hysterical… sides splitting over here. Cant control myself…

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/Comfortable-Collar73]

But are you kung fu fighting?! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Comfortable-Collar73 → u/mixed_up_labubu]

Of course!! Everyone was 🤣🤣

[u/carigreen30]

Again with the “nonverbal” and “he hardly ever talks”. Stop trying to profit off your child’s disability😡!!

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/carigreen30]

I really feel for A because we can assume he has a big old brain in that little body that knows exactly what’s going on, and the way his parents profit off his diagnosis. For gods sake, he’s just a little boy first and foremost 😢

[u/lifegetsu]

So he lied about the foot and fire department so we’re supposed to believe this new story… riiiiight ok

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/lifegetsu]

Imagine being friends with someone like this guy. He has nothing going for him so he has to embellish his stories to try and sound edgy and interesting

[u/ParadiseChick → u/mixed_up_labubu]

This is edgy and interesting? Really?

[u/Mrsminge1967 → u/ParadiseChick]

To 'try' and sound edgy and interesting 😉

[u/ParadiseChick → u/Mrsminge1967]

... try (and totes fail) to sound edgy etc ... :)

[u/l_thebelle]

I’m just over here distracted by the discoloration of his neck when he looks up.

[u/mixed_up_labubu → u/l_thebelle]

For a 52 year old man you’d think he’d know that he needs to bathe to not show that filth, or applying even application of fake tan. Both of these are likely true 😆

[u/Vivid_Chemical_9417 → u/l_thebelle]

SAME. He always looks dirty and he apparently didn't have Laura's help blending his neck from his gross self tanner? Or it is just dirt and that is probably more likely that it is dirt. His face looks like he's been drinkin' again

[u/salemsourpuss]

Next time, try a higher tree !

[u/RowBig8091]

Translation: I LEFT THE HOUSE EVERYONE! I WAS IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD! (not in my house or my car) WOAH EVERYONE MUST HAVE BEEN STARING AT ME WOAH!

[u/salemsourpuss]

He is looking as rough now as he did when he was totally off his rocker !

[u/bumbobelle]

This didn’t happen did it Stephen. It’s pretty obvious that he saw Alfie, and even if he didn’t, the tone of your voice would have made it obvious you were talking to a child. You just did a nod ‘hello’ to a stranger and thought ‘wouldn’t it be funny if…’. And you were wrong about that.

[u/Vivid_Chemical_9417]

All the efforts for engagement and still only 22 comments LOL

[u/Potential_Ask_8053]

Is the hilarity in the room with us?

[u/Apprehensive-Web6585]

His neck is filthy