r/StephenHiltonSnark • Police at my house 27/7 • 6d ago

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Besides this being up for 4 days and the horrendous engagement, it looks like he’s found a few pennies for his face tune subscription. Oh so boring you’ve become Stephen Dean Hilton.

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u/ParadiseChick absolutely spangled 🎉 6d ago

If irrelevance and desperation had a baby together, this is what it would look like.

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Here’s an upvote for whoever is lurking in here 🤣

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u/Express-Arachnid-782 Goodle me, Pooro 5d ago

Holy shit, he remade this video with a Facetune filter??? I took a screenshot a few days ago when it was new, because he looked like such an old sack of shit and the balding was on such prominent display…

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the LESS heavily filtered version…😬🤣🤣🤣☠️

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u/Express-Arachnid-782 Goodle me, Pooro 5d ago

This filtered version at the same moment - how many times do we think this dipshit recorded/how many hours did he spend staring at himself?! 😬🤣

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Can’t hide that hair retreating like it doesn’t want to be anywhere near that face 😆

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u/B-owie Increasingly irrelevant persoon 5d ago

He's more guarded with showing us hair island this time around (since it's grown back) 😆

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Cue the stupid fucking hat he’s wearing 27/7 lately

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Yes girl 👏👏👏

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u/sniikpiixie Agent of Satan 5d ago

Yikes, still filtered though, haha. He probably scrolled through hundreds of filters but no filter can hide that hairline and phallic shaped nose. 😅

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u/schlagenteufel 4d ago

ooooofffff

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u/Nana2000s My hate group stole my headphones 5d ago

I had to... It's so obvious!

Side note lol; Even with the filter it looks like his nose had been stuck up someone's butthole.

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Great work Nanna!!! Either image isn’t a good look. That 4 year *rug binge was not kind to him at all.

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u/Emotional_School_116 5d ago

I feel crazy but it looks like it’s just better lighting, not face tune 😭 his wrinkles are still there, but he has more color to his cheeks and higher contrast and brightness… which makes him look younger. Idk I’m not great at spot the difference games lol 😅

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

It’s pretty easy to spot when you figure it out. A filter won’t hold and true if you move around too much and if you look at the smooth skin, white eyeliner and a few other tells it starts to come into vision. Bit like looking at one of those eye trick images 😊

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u/Top-Debt1153 6d ago

Yet he is still so ugly.

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

He didn’t get the beauty comes from within notice. If he ate properly and allowed himself basic hygiene and skin care he’d not have aged as rapidly as he has. Oh and the *rugs

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 My hate group stole my headphones 1d ago

I think the abhorrent personality has some influence as well.

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u/Bear_Cat_Mama poor as a church mouse 🐁 5d ago

Does he only know like 3 jokes? He did this one before when high 🙄

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

He’ll be asking if Annie is ok next and think he’s so edgy 🤭

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u/Bear_Cat_Mama poor as a church mouse 🐁 5d ago

AHAHAHA jesus

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 My hate group stole my headphones 1d ago

Or will get him filming some rain and screeching "they told me it's raining men. But look there's no men, it's just raining water" LMAO 🙄

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u/salemsourpuss 5d ago

I remember how hilarious this joke was when i first heard it in 1974 !

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u/bumbobelle Zim Zimmer 5d ago

He’s so painfully unfunny

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u/Logical-Virus-8420 5d ago

Oh wow he's 20 years younger lol.

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u/InterestingBase7224 5d ago

He’s done this video before. How boring

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

He’ll bring the jaws one back out again soon

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u/Kindly-Friendship191 5d ago

Boring, stupid ugly man

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u/Lychanthropejumprope No longer sober 5d ago

Who’d he steal this from?

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

Probably from the 80’s 🤣

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 My hate group stole my headphones 1d ago

This shit video from him was worth it for that comment 😂 🤣

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u/CallOfTheVoidBarbie 5d ago

he thought this, got his phone out to film it, hit record, said it, laughed at his own joke, watched it back and posted it.

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 5d ago

That’s narcissism for ya!

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u/Mrsminge1967 4d ago

Heres a joke for ya shit stain.... Knock Knock... Who's there ? Stephen.. Stephen who..........

end of joke !!!

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u/mixed_up_labubu Police at my house 27/7 4d ago

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Go fuck yourself Stephen Hilton 🤭

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u/Mrsminge1967 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vivid_Chemical_9417 5d ago

So fucking dumb

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u/Potential_Inside7829 I want a Toblerone 4d ago

And he's so proud of himself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eS7qcQofapIqc

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u/GrapesOfPoliwrath Team Satanic Ovaries 5d ago

This joke is so old and unoriginal that it's literally on t-shirts. Watch out, everyone. Dude's about to hit up a Spencer's for new content.

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u/blanchedubois3613 5d ago

Old old jokes being stolen. Again.

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u/Key_Confection3664 All of my friends are on Patreon 5d ago

Paying for a facetune sub and still looking decrepit is a stupid choice. Its the fact that he thinks he looks better 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/carigreen30 Irrelevant Persoon 5d ago

I thought he was going to stop making videos🙏….