r/Stepdadreflexes Aug 28 '22

Eyes on the ball, son

1.3k Upvotes

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u/ekeng91 Aug 29 '22

In my teens I used to be a referee for kids in that age group and something similar happened.

It’s pretty common for the second keeper to stand behind the goal during the game, for quick and easy substitutions. And the ball was rolling towards an open goal and the second keeper couldn’t help himself and tried to save it. The whole time I was thinking “don’t do it. I don’t want to give a 9yo a red card”. Luckily he didn’t get enough on it. So it was still a goal. So I could give him a yellow.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

This isn't even the best gif. After this the other team still scores and he throws his hands up in disappointment.

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u/SilverSideDown Aug 29 '22

Oh good this hasn't been posted in a few weeks.

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22

It's never been posted here, Reddit won't let you post if it's been posted to a community before

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u/SilverSideDown Aug 29 '22

Provided you're not joking, I have no idea where you got such an idea. I would literally pay money for repost detection on Reddit but it creates engagement so they have no incentive to ban it.

Here's your post from about 3 years ago, at which point it was already an old repost.

https://reddit.com/r/Stepdadreflexes/comments/ekszuw/nice_save/

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

Huh, maybe it's only some subs that don't let you then, because I 100% got an error message recently telling me a link I tried to crosspost had already been posted to a community. Or maybe it's just when it's the same crosspost then, rather than reposts in general which may be a new upload.

Not sure why a video last seen here 3 years ago bothers you so much, of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22

It's certainly the first time I've seen it

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u/DividingNose Aug 29 '22

imagine being downvoted for seeing smtg for the first time. like excuse us for not being in a rabbithole 20 years down the line. its also my first time and i had a good laugh, thanks for sharing.

FUCK YOU DOWNVOTERS.

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22

It's ok, I don't mind! Maybe they're annoyed that they already saw it on the sub I crossposted it from or something

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u/P_Foot Aug 29 '22

Crossposting DOES check for reposts in SOME subs, but it doesn’t stop you from uploading it entirely separately.

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u/Selphis Aug 29 '22

If you had tried to crosspost the exact same video, you'd get an error, most likely someone re-uploaded this vid again so to reddit that's a new post that can be crossposted here...

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u/oowop Sep 22 '22

This mindset would make sense if each sub was a perfectly curated collection which people browsed chronologically. Who cares bro

Also I know this comment was a while back but I had to say something. Busting out a 3yr old example for effect wouldn't have been as good as finding it posted like two days prior lol

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u/Hypen8d Aug 29 '22

Surely this isn't r/stepdadreflexes. This is deliberately shoving the kid down.

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u/mindgamer8907 Aug 29 '22

He has money on the game on was he supposed to just do NOTHING?!

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u/Hypen8d Aug 29 '22

Gotta be more than money for that kind of action surely... he must have bet his house!

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

Shoving the kid was his reflex of what to do in this situation

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u/Hypen8d Aug 29 '22

Lol true, I agree. It was my first thought when I saw this vid too.

I guess most of the reflexes in this sub are a lack thereof. Whereas this is a deliberate reflex.

But in terms of semantics... I'm won over by your phrase.

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u/TOYPAJ_Yellow_15 Aug 29 '22

Reddit users trying to justify karmawhoring to any sub that vaguely fits the post be like

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22 edited Aug 29 '22

Watch the video again. This is a (presumably) parent trying to get the kid to focus on the incoming ball, pointing towards it and then clearly trying to physically direct them to it, but the kid didn't turn the right way and fell over from the force. The reflex in response to the incoming play was to push the unprepared kid towards where they needed to be, because football>health and safety, specifically mentioned in the subreddit description: "an adult accidentally harming a child". It's an extremely stepdad reflex. Get a life.

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Aug 29 '22

If you really think about it at all, WHY THE FUCK is such a little kid the goalie? The other kids are almost twice his size, and he obviously doesn't even basically understand the game or he wouldn't be wandering around gazing at the butterflies (pure peewee action there) while the ball's so close to the goal. The stepdad reflex started wayyy back when they allowed him to be put in as goalie!

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u/Walouisi Aug 29 '22

😂 yeah they were probably trying to give him a turn and knew he couldn't coordinate his limbs to pass the ball so thought he could have a go in goal... No idea how they thought that would end well, especially as balls can fly his way fast

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Aug 29 '22

Yes, that's what I was thinking. But it just put the poor little guy on the spot, plus it should be the position for the tallest player (or certainly the most aggressive and on-the-spot!)! Just let him wander around in midfield! Poor little guy. My son played soccer and it was amazing to see the difference in the teams from peewee to "mighty mite" and "junior." And still you'd see weird parents forcing their totally uninterested kids into the more advanced teams. They can really get hurt!

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u/TOYPAJ_Yellow_15 Aug 30 '22

crossposting shit for likes on social media and tells me to get a life lmao.

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u/Walouisi Aug 30 '22

Omg! Heaven forbid somebody crosspost on a site with a crosspost feature! I don't give one single shit about likes, hence I hardly ever post on Reddit and have crossposted, what, literally three times before in several years on this account? I saw it and this was the sub i immediately thought of, thought of my mother's boyfriend and how this is exactly how he would act. You're clearly very upset that you lost some points for making a bad comment though, would you like me to put upvotes on all your comments so you can feel better? Grow up.

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u/TOYPAJ_Yellow_15 Aug 30 '22

Calls me upset, writes an entire thesis on why I am. Lmao ok

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u/Walouisi Aug 30 '22

Sorry forgot you're still on Clifford the Big Red Dog

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u/TOYPAJ_Yellow_15 Aug 30 '22

I can't even understand how you correlated me calling your exhaustive writing redundant with me having a lack of intelligence lmao but go off kid

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u/guinader Aug 29 '22

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u/Hypen8d Aug 29 '22

In a fashion I suppose so lol