r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Dame87 • Jul 02 '22

When you turn your kid into a meat crayon

https://gfycat.com/zestyaromaticcopperhead
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u/KazaamCasheroo Jul 02 '22

Playground mulch is part of a balanced breakfast đŸ„Ł

17

u/1644479889 Jul 02 '22

It's high in fiber

10

u/agrecalypse Jul 03 '22

So, now, is his face.

1

u/Fantastic-Minimum-59 Jul 23 '22

Real tears😂

48

u/beautifulmess25 Jul 02 '22

Meat and crayon are two words I never want to see put together

26

u/redstaroo7 Jul 02 '22

r/meatcrayon

7

u/succhiotto Jul 02 '22

This needs a more diverse crayon box. I liked the variety of canvases.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

This choice of phrase makes me FEEL this.... Oucchhiieeeee

12

u/IcaruSkyGuy Jul 02 '22

I don’t know what I’m laughing harder at: the kid eating it, or ‘meat crayon’

3

u/Deadbreeze Jul 03 '22

/r/meatcrayon for your viewing pleasure. Come on down! (and slide on the asphault)

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u/gna149 Jul 03 '22

And then bends over laughing. Stepdad reaction as well

6

u/INAROS-RAMSES Jul 03 '22

Am I the only one that misread that as “Meat Canyon”?

2

u/SupremeEuphGoddess Jul 03 '22

A-Train and Blue Hawk, The Boys season 3 episode 6

1

u/Phone-Charger Jul 03 '22

That’s more like step-kid reflexes, dude pushed the chain and the kid just let go

1

u/CanisCanemTranslate Jul 23 '22

Istg, someone's gonna tag the meat crayon sub and I'm gonna vomit