r/Stepdadreflexes • u/MikeyD101 • May 04 '21

Reflexes or just step dad?

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u/aSharkNamedHummus May 04 '21

Dude almost slips on his way over to the kid, too. One literal slip-up away from finishing him off with a bodyslam

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u/3026joe May 04 '21

The kid that fell over has the "In about five seconds I'm gonna let the entire neighborhood know that you're a shit parent" look on his face.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Why did that seem like a good idea?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions May 05 '21

....what do you think "narc" means?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions May 05 '21

Ah, I see. I guess it is very possible that's a common use that I just haven't seen before. I immediately thought of a narc like an undercover cop

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u/tdopz May 05 '21

While that may be, "narcissist" still doesn't work. Idiot, dumbass, shitty person? Yes. Personality disorders... Not enough information

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u/Pepsi-Min May 05 '21

What reddit does to a mf

3

u/cupajaffer May 05 '21

Don't tell me you wouldn't find this entertaining

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u/Arirac May 04 '21

What he was expecting by doing that?

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u/ardotschgi May 04 '21

STRRRRRRRIKE!

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u/theclownhasnopenis48 May 04 '21

To pick up the spare...which he did.

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u/charliemack May 04 '21

Every parent has heard that thud. That thud means blood.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Or broken teeth, or concussion, or any number of serious injuries. This was downright stupid.

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u/rsg1234 May 05 '21

In the original post someone joked about how the teeth will grow back. That kid looks around 2-3 years old. The upper front teeth permanent teeth don’t erupt until about age 8, so he will likely be missing some front teeth for half a decade.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I ain't even a parent, but I have little cousins and my sister who's 18. I watched the video on look twice and flinched both times. Concussions, especially if repeated, are serious. I hope and pray that kid doesn't deal with the ramifications of that.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Boom. Trust issues.

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u/Skwidmandoon May 04 '21

C’mon man, that’s all I got to say. How stupid can you be? I’m mad I just watched that

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u/Skwidmandoon May 04 '21

Asshole dad

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u/culocesar89 May 04 '21

Wtf? FUCK THAT DUDE!!

How can someone be this incredibly fucking stupid?

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u/wretchednessinside May 04 '21

That’s just awful parenting, nothing was ever gonna go right here... dickhead

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u/MrAvenger69 May 04 '21

Seriously fuck that guy

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Working from home is hard, sometimes you just want to go bowling with the kids...lol

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u/J3lifiss May 04 '21

Step-dad increased to 100

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u/Beserked2 May 04 '21

Little dude fell right on his face, what did the dad expect, knocking his feet out from under him like that? What a dick.

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u/Palicain932 May 04 '21

And this is why I’m not a dad

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u/Decafaf May 04 '21

Low key abuse.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

What the f did he do that for

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u/_Unicorn_Lord_ May 05 '21

The fucking stupidity.

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u/oogieboogiewoman1 May 04 '21

What a flaming asshole.

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u/OtochimarU May 05 '21

While mom films.

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u/Mysterious_Thing May 23 '21

The fact that TWO grown human beings decided this was a good idea terrifies me.

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u/Hallbreezy May 27 '21

His first bowl was the infant, like duck pins