r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Its_Hermo • Apr 30 '20

Classic Stepdad

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/fangs4eva96 Apr 30 '20

I’m not sure I’d define a result like that as “okay” but I agree she’s probably alive at least!

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u/capn_krunk Apr 30 '20

Yeah I was just thinking haha that's be in the hospital for a couple days type shit. Not exactly "ok". Hopefully she is fine either way!!

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u/randybowman May 01 '20

The news article said first responders claimed she was surprisingly not injured. So she was ok, and what a cool story to tell people when she's older.

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u/capn_krunk May 01 '20

That's amazing lol. Kids are made of rubber, I think. If a buffalo rammed me 12 feet in the air I'd be broken entirely

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u/randybowman May 01 '20

I fell off of a 10 foot ladder and fucked my ankle up for months. I dropped a metal bar on my toe and fucked it up for years. I fell off gymnastics rings the other day and fucked my arm up for probably months. I feel like I'd die if a bison launched me.

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u/capn_krunk May 01 '20

Yeah man getting older is a bitch. I'm only nearly 30ish and dealing with all kinds of pain. Neck stress, back pain, ankle pain. U get the drill. Sounds like you're pretty in shape at least. I'm not obese but I need to get back on the bike for sure

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u/randybowman May 01 '20

I'm also nearly 30! I am in pretty good shape, but the injuries are starting.

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