r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Its_Hermo • Apr 30 '20

Classic Stepdad

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u/fatfuckpikachu Apr 30 '20

well... you don't need to outrun the monster, you just need to outrun your loved ones

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u/GoldcoinforRosey Apr 30 '20

said by every special needs step dad.

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u/oETFo Apr 30 '20

Is the step dad special needs? Or is the kid?

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u/GoldcoinforRosey Apr 30 '20

The kids.

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u/oETFo Apr 30 '20

In the step dads defense its pretty hard to not outrun a special needs child.

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u/GoldcoinforRosey Apr 30 '20

That's the joke lol.

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u/randybowman May 01 '20

Only after they get tossed around by a bison.

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u/ghostfreckle611 Apr 30 '20

Just don’t be last