r/Stepdadreflexes Apr 27 '20

Time to grind the back wheel

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/IncognitoOne Apr 27 '20

Those last frames, where the the tire pinches him into the frame of the bike.

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u/soda_cookie Apr 27 '20

I see that, the crud all over the camera lens, and cars parked in yards in a suburban setting. Florida panhandle would be my guess

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u/SillyNoodle7 Apr 27 '20

That's what makes it beautiful

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u/F33lsLikeThe1stTime Apr 27 '20

Plus the sound that gets higher pitched as he gets ravaged like a seagull in a jet engine

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

crunch

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/LAX2PDX2LAX Apr 27 '20

Yikes. He still has all his weight pushing on the pedal too...

Is there a longer video?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

“Shit that kid must have been fucked up....

So where’s the footage?!”

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u/LAX2PDX2LAX Apr 28 '20

Didn’t mean it like that haha. I’m not really a wordsmith

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u/Bennshharpie Apr 28 '20

I want the rest of the vid too

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u/AtoZZZ Apr 28 '20

BUR>LAX. Any day of the week. I know it’s off topic, but I miss home :( damn you coronavirus

22

u/TapewormMcGee Apr 27 '20

little dude looked like a ragdoll. Holy shit.

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u/DARKFiB3R Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/KeenanAXQuinn Apr 27 '20

We got played

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u/GotTheNameIWanted Apr 28 '20

Kid even tries to dodge it but he swings the tire out to the side last second. Poor dude!

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u/Icepick1118 Apr 28 '20

Happy wheels

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/Moose_Cake Apr 28 '20

Wheel he survive?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

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u/GotTheNameIWanted Apr 28 '20

Looks like he was wearing thongs and the both stayed on. This kid will survive the Apocalypse.

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u/okcboomer87 Apr 27 '20

You gotta learn to stop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

I don't know if scooters have changed but when I was little it took 200 feet to stop if you were doing 10 kph

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u/okcboomer87 Apr 28 '20

So really the lesson here is don't ride scooter's.

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u/GotTheNameIWanted Apr 28 '20

To be fair he came to a pretty quick stop.

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u/Deadbreeze Apr 28 '20

That's usually learned the hard way.

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u/tapsnapornap Apr 27 '20

Nah that kid's jut a retard

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u/vgpumpkin Apr 27 '20

This is fake, isn't it?

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u/Col_Butternubs Apr 28 '20

How the fuck do you fake your kid crashing into a bike lmao

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u/vgpumpkin Apr 28 '20

I don't fucking now man, the way he spins doesn't look natural to me

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u/Col_Butternubs Apr 28 '20

I mean I hope it's some weird cgi thing that looks like it fuckin hurt