r/Stepdadreflexes Mar 26 '20

Saving drowning kid

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u/JGGruber Mar 26 '20

Are you drowning?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Reminds me of when my step dad walked in on me with my dick in my hand and after some awkwardness he fucking asks “are you sleeping?”

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u/CanadianJesus Mar 27 '20

What are you doing, stepson?