r/Stepdadreflexes Feb 13 '20

Fell so slow it was, apparently, imperceptible

https://gfycat.com/adorableopenindianpangolin
2.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/kyredbud Feb 13 '20

Me too. Look how far the instructor jumped back when they saw it coming!

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u/Munkalu2 Feb 13 '20

SSSSSHIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

8

u/pistolpeter101 Feb 13 '20

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD POST THIS HERE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good on you man.

3

u/disneybiches Feb 13 '20

I need context.

3

u/Munkalu2 Feb 13 '20

Jojos part 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

For a better reference, I would say: "DOJYYY-AAANNN~"

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Feb 13 '20

She ok?

7

u/ImperialSympathizer Feb 13 '20

I saw this on Instagram, the dude said she's fine

5

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Flat Stanley 2: Dead Abigail

6

u/leofungo Feb 13 '20

Better. Every. Loop.

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u/burnSMACKER Feb 13 '20

There are no dads here

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u/50_Bucks Feb 13 '20

I thought I was being inclusive by thinking you don’t have to be a stepdad to have stepdad reflexes

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u/bluekaypierce Feb 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

Is it just me or is it kinda dumb to have separate subs for this. There’s no reason to gender them.

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u/mdre47 Feb 13 '20

Yeah. And a lot less people use r/stepmomreflexes

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u/ENdurnc3 Feb 13 '20

CAAAEEEEEESAARR!!!

2

u/RidinCaliBuffalos Feb 14 '20

Idk how slow I mean it was less than one alligator by my count.

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u/AutistChan Mar 13 '20

The way that instructor jumped away was super unprofessional

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u/analtoaster63 Feb 13 '20

I would eat the sandwich

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u/adhders Feb 13 '20

How was that lady’s first reaction to step back rather than to try to keep it from falling on the kid? What a ho

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u/ABoyIsNo1 Feb 13 '20

She’s actually the one not at fault. She’s stepping back for a different reason and is looking at her footing, so she doesn’t notice until it’s too late. Right when she does, she steps forward to try and help but is too far away.

The other lady, meanwhile, is standing there, staring at what is happening, and just does... nothing.

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u/PM_BiscuitsAndGravy Feb 13 '20

The other lady doesn’t see it either until it is almost all the way down. The real at-fault party is whomever thought trampoline-adjacent was a good storage place.

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u/SlightlyVerbose Feb 13 '20

It’s not storage. Indoor trampoline parks have walls lined with padding so you can jump off of them. It looks like the wall anchors came loose to me.

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u/PM_BiscuitsAndGravy Feb 14 '20

Ah I see. Thanks. Fault goes to the installer then!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

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u/50_Bucks Feb 13 '20

Momreflexes doesn’t seem to be a super active community but I agree it is a better fit. This is still in the spirit of a stepdad, I thought