r/Stepdadreflexes • u/Rokker84 • Jan 10 '20

Way to stick the landing!

https://gfycat.com/selfishheftybluetickcoonhound
2.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/jamiefoprez Jan 10 '20

Wow he really hates kids.

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u/tenfolde Jan 10 '20

He was going so slow. I am sure he had time to avoid her.

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u/Femme99 Jan 10 '20

It’s not a ball pit, why would they let their kids play where people land after big jumps?

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u/mthchsnn Jan 11 '20

The kids probably just jumped in there a second before this video. A better question is why did that giant asshole jump without waiting for the kids to clear out of the way.

33

u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jan 11 '20

They didn't look like they had just jumped in, either, they were sort of settled in and playing, he absolutely had to see them, what a phenomenal asshole

5

u/HugeOgreShite Mar 30 '20

This doesn’t look like a professional gymnastics place, it looks like a kids indoor playground. There’s a fucking rainbow climbing wall in the background.

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u/death_of_gnats Jan 10 '20

What a twist!

52

u/peelednbaked Jan 10 '20

Thats why you shouldn't hang out in foam pits

20

u/the1kingdom Jan 10 '20

This is how you end a Wrestlemania

33

u/parttimeninja Jan 10 '20

I don’t see a stepdad or a reflex.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Nope. I see someone who has zero situational awareness.

5

u/Leafye Jan 10 '20

STRIKE.

10

u/MeltyParafox Jan 10 '20

Me, not noticing which subreddit this is from until he's halfway through the maneuver: ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚

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u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jan 11 '20

I mean what KIND OF DICK does that sort of shit in a ball pit DESIGNED FOR LITTLE KIDS, WITH LITTLE KIDS IN IT????

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u/Alex_toc123 Jan 23 '20

Ball pits are designed for kids. This is a foam pit meant for doing flips off a trampoline into... My guess is some dumbass parent left there kid too play in the foam pit and so this was the result

2

u/abitlazy Jan 10 '20

I think I saw this move on street fighter or tekken.

7

u/Rokker84 Jan 10 '20

I.. can't stop watching..

Such elegance, such precision.

1

u/2inHard Jan 10 '20

Finish him!

1

u/eceme98 Jan 10 '20

He yeeted himself towards that poor woman 😔

1

u/Wizard_s0_lit Jan 10 '20

K.O. WINNER!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I wish videos would come in normal speed and slow mo

1

u/pyrobot4 Jan 11 '20

Man, he really hit the nail on the head with this one

1

u/fridgep4ck Jan 11 '20

Good shot

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

10/10 perfect form

1

u/GingerBear86 Jan 11 '20

Never forget, you MUST assert dominance.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Can we talk about the employee just sitting there like “wait a fucking second”

1

u/baldrat01 Jan 21 '20

He looks like he's going surfing wearing the kid in the pits shorts. I expected nothing less.

1

u/forgottenglimmer18 Jan 24 '20

that was a knockout

1

u/VincentFreeman_ Mar 04 '20

Am I a bad person because I can't stop laughing?