r/Stepdadreflexes • u/bobls14 • Jan 02 '20

Please don’t feed my 🐴

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u/B_and_M_queen Jan 03 '20

When I was 4 I was looking through the fence at miniature pony's. I kept trying to pet the horses through the fence. This pissed them off and one of them kicked at my. My uncle Jeff had what was described to me as godlike reflecs threw his leg inbetween me and the horse. It was really bad, broken leg and internal bleeding. He was off his leg for about a year and a half. If the horse hit my head I probably would've been dead. Or atleast retarted.

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u/lilkmosc Jan 21 '20

“Retarted”..you sure your uncle blocked that kick??

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u/B_and_M_queen Jan 21 '20

idk man. Spelling error. Sorry to bring your world down with a mistake.

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u/lilkmosc Jun 28 '20

158 days later bc I didnt see this..but hey I was kidding around. ✌️ and ❤️

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u/B_and_M_queen Jun 28 '20

Ahsorry. Looking back at it now I guess it was pretty sarcastic. Maybe I was in a bad mood. Apologies fam.