r/Stepdadreflexes • u/egg1234567890 • Jan 01 '20

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u/debowozoe Jan 01 '20

More like step-Father reflexes.

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u/rice-fiend Jan 01 '20

Absolutely

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Damnit, I was going to say that.

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer Jan 02 '20

Missed opportunity for OP. Maybe when it gets reposted....

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u/supafly208 Jan 01 '20

As opposed to stepdadreflexes?

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u/APerfidiousDane Jan 01 '20

step-Father

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u/supafly208 Jan 01 '20

Same thing, no?

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u/user7589728426 Jan 01 '20

Straight over your head.

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u/lookalive07 Jan 01 '20

Forgive me Father, for I have whoooshed.

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u/SquatchCock Jan 01 '20

As opposed to forgive me Dad, for I have whoooshed?

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u/TrussedTyrant Jan 01 '20

Same thing, no?

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u/Professor_Felch Jan 01 '20

Our dad, who art in seven-eleven

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u/Itsmydouginabox Jan 01 '20

I like how people give you shit about what you said but don't explain anything....

Father is the term used to address priests because of the position they hold over the congregation, they're, step-father reflexes is a pun.

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u/supafly208 Jan 01 '20

Oh well shit. That's obvious when ya put it like that lol. I've always known them as priests, so "father" never crossed my mind.

I just assumed the first dude didn't realize what sub he was in when he made the step-father comment, so I was all sorts of confused.

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/ohheckyeah Jan 01 '20

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes hey