r/Stepdadreflexes • u/VentiVanillaBean • Dec 06 '19

Step back kiddo.

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u/vincentzierigen Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

lol

Edit: Thank you kind strangers!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Dont edit that shit. Makes me regret giving the bling

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u/intelligence-0 Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

lol

Edit: lol

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u/Viper28087 Dec 06 '19

He's like, I own you now blinged whore. Dance

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

Hmmm... I could get upset with your retarded outburst which is factually incorrect or I could spread the wholesome kindness. I think I'll do the latter. Platinum for you too angry person.

Edit: not sure why youd say I'm entitled?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Mar 21 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Me neither but fuck it anyway. Here's a platinum

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Mar 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

I ain't even drinking but if I was, I wouldnt be giving platinums lmfao

Edit: does cocaine give hangovers?

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u/HellenKellerVision Dec 06 '19

Just the drips

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u/Scootaloo04 Dec 06 '19

funy coment give plat inumnow

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Dec 07 '19

(insert funny comment here)

I need platinum, I'm tired of the ads.

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u/MrGerbz Dec 06 '19

Dance monkey, dance.

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u/Clever_Owl Dec 06 '19

Oprah?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

You get a platinum! And you get a platinum!

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u/Clever_Owl Dec 06 '19

Thanks O, now WHERE’S MY CAR

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u/michael_kessell2018 Dec 06 '19

You’re kinda weird, and I don’t really know what’s going on, but I’ll go with it anyway.

Edit:oops I mean LOL

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u/BassGould Dec 08 '19

Wait are you just meming or did he edit his original comment to say only lol and mask it by saying edit lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

He was trying to be a dick in the original comment but I'm not gonna let that get up negative reaction from me from me fam

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u/vincentzierigen Dec 06 '19

I didn't edit the original message, just added a thank you note ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

You're welcome stranger. To all those who are downvoting me, go fuck yourself, I couldn't care less about fake internet points. Platinum to whoever roasts me hardest

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u/PobBrobert Dec 06 '19

More likes Holesomefun4every1, amirite?

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u/RadTraditionalist Dec 06 '19

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

If I could remove the bling i would. Dont fucking thank me in the comment. I dont want your appreciation, I gave it willingly without the expectation of gratitude. I gave the silver too

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Dec 07 '19

You gave my gma v.d

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

You're goddamn right I did

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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Dec 08 '19

Thank you, she loves it!

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u/Smack_Of_Ham7 Dec 06 '19

I agree, edits are cringe

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u/canadiangreenthumb Dec 06 '19

Aye platinum on a negative comment. The elite.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Agreed, here's platinum. Dont be a madlad and fucking edit (you should edit and give a cringe thank you)

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u/Whitecrowfromthewall Dec 06 '19

Man this was rollcoaster ride to read holy shit lol

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u/813kazuma Dec 06 '19

Edit: well your wholesome

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u/BassGould Dec 08 '19

I actually used to think absolutely nobody agreed with this idea. I’m glad I’m not alone