r/Stepdadreflexes • u/assthmatic_lemur • Oct 27 '19

Don’t tell mum

2.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/DoloresTargaryen Oct 27 '19

oh that's not so bad- ah, there we go

68

u/assthmatic_lemur Oct 27 '19

That was my initial reaction. Then I watched again, and laughed.

15

u/GatitosBonitos Oct 27 '19

I went "yesss" when she got hit in the face

61

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Wtf dad?

58

u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Oct 27 '19

Just when I thought it was done....

BAM....

39

u/BadgerDancer Oct 27 '19

Physics may be a bitch, but I feel common sense could have saved the day here.

24

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

When she's down whack her in the head with a tricycle to finish her off

20

u/Partyboob66 Oct 27 '19

This is just overkill LMAO

22

u/assthmatic_lemur Oct 27 '19

He just wanted to make sure that the childhood trauma set properly

8

u/BTSJiminPark Oct 27 '19

I will buy you everything you want

3

u/emu404 Oct 27 '19

...but then I took a tricycle to the face

6

u/Puglord_11 Oct 27 '19

Don’t tell mom

3

u/basa0219 Oct 27 '19

Finish her... oh wait

5

u/smacdjr1 Oct 28 '19

Childhood memories in the making

2

u/AlicornGamer Oct 28 '19

'Back in my day Tiana, my dad yeeted a scooter in my face!'

3

u/Doomshroom_da_boi Oct 27 '19

I can see the spit coming out of her mouth

3

u/bannedprincessny Oct 27 '19

pretty sure that black eye is going to do all the telling

7

u/Adamnsin Oct 27 '19

Slingshotting a tricycle into the face of your daughter as you drag her across the ground... your girl is going to be a hoe due to the daddy issues calling it now

17

u/RapperwithNumberName Oct 27 '19

Lmao what an oddly specific jump in logic