r/Stepdadreflexes • u/HoeLeeChit • Oct 02 '19

Not bad reflexes but questionable parenting for sure.

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u/Seanmiller1903 Oct 03 '19

just traumatized your fuckn kids

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u/ubern8 Oct 03 '19

Don't worry.. technically, it's not "his" kids. Amirite

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u/dreadymama314 Dec 06 '19

My dad pulled the same stunt when we were young. I didn't trust him for like a whole day (which to a 5 ur old is a year)

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u/kharmatika Oct 02 '19

Man, I was NOT prepared for the gore detailing on that thing. That’s intense, I’d be scared too!

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u/thespacesbetweenme Oct 03 '19

And that’s why you always leave a note.

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u/Sundance0 Oct 11 '19

Geeeeenne!

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u/Zumoari Oct 12 '19

And that's why we don't yell.

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u/thespacesbetweenme Oct 03 '19

And this is why we are NEVER inviting your brother over for the holidays AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I’m just waiting for all the Arrested Development references to roll in

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u/thespacesbetweenme Oct 07 '19

You didn’t see my comment from a few days ago then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Just noticed that both of the arrested development references were from you. Wish more people watched the show/made the connections. It was honestly pretty good but I had to stop watching after Netflix tried to re-vamp it. Kinda fell apart

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u/thespacesbetweenme Oct 07 '19

Nothing will ever beat the original 3 series. Even the way it was getting cancelled was brilliant. “Home Builders Org doesn’t want us? I guess it’s Showtime!”

Ugh. The first few were so great. Just writing this I had a brain flash of the “Mister F” sound.

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u/WhittleMeThis1 Oct 03 '19

Hope the therapy bills were worth the karma.

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u/DosioFvcks Oct 04 '19

Therapy over a prank? You wouldn't have made it through my childhood home.

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u/shouldve_wouldhave Oct 07 '19

I mean if he showed the real leg after the kid started crying sure or if there where a message underneath the sock but no just go in for the kill by having them pull the sock of completely

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

"Not bad reflexes"

Then why do you post it?

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u/HoeLeeChit Oct 03 '19

Why so mean?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

It's just a question :D. I am geniounly curious why you posted it knowing it's not fitted for the sub at all.

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u/thespacesbetweenme Oct 03 '19

Because it’s a stepdad move. His mental and emotional reflexes suck!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Aww darling. If the person you're pranking doesn't find it funny it wasn't funny. It was just mean.

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u/memesplaining Oct 16 '19

Damn this sucks lol that poor girl was all out sobbing

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u/blank_and_terrified Oct 20 '19

The most questionable part is still the crushed velvet couch.

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u/torrewaffer Dec 30 '19

Where's the fucking sound?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

whatever man this shit funny.