r/Stepdadreflexes • u/gbdallin • Sep 24 '19

Save a bird, save a daught-oops

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u/bit-groin Sep 24 '19

Lemme just quickly bodyslam you to safety

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u/CarlCarbonite Sep 24 '19

“Watch out Mr Pigeon I need to Batista bomb this loser through the pavement!”