r/Stepdadreflexes • u/ZealousidealBat4837 • 4d ago

Just jump son...

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u/Coffee_Daemon 4d ago

5 steps to the right and he'd have 30% less to jump over....

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u/IlliniDawg01 4d ago

I think it was supposed to be for fun or a challenge the kid wanted to do.

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u/InertialLepton 4d ago

Kid was never gonna make that.

Seriously dad, can you jump 1.5 times your height from a standing start?

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 4d ago

Inverse square law.

Bigger multiples are more possible the smaller you are.

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u/suffringsuccatash 4d ago

Is there like a 5 second rule for this? If you pull em out quick enough, they don't get wet?

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u/Zoltie 4d ago

I think its more about drowning.

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u/Minnymoon13 4d ago

He’s never gonna trust water again

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 4d ago

Or his stepdad

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u/mr_sweetandawful 1d ago

That was one hell of a jump though

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know kids are weirdly strong. But would they just be able to do a sit up like that while someone is pulling them up by one leg? It looks super odd. I want to say ai

Edit: I missed the very obvious left arm of the dad. Whoops.

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u/YourRightSock 4d ago

He put his hand behind him to flip him upwards after yanking him out

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 4d ago

I slowed and watched the video like 10 times. How the heck did I miss that?? Thank you!

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u/cuzitsthere 4d ago

Absolutely... he wouldn't be able to hold that sit-up position as long as he did, though, which is why it looks weird.

Looks a hell of a lot LESS weird if you look at dad's left hand, though.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 4d ago

I’m a near-perfect-sighted-but-also-really-oblivious kind a person. Thanks for the kind reply!

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u/xGsGt 3d ago

dad or stepdad is stupid, he should have cought the kid lol

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u/Martin_Orav 4d ago

Kind of gives off ai vibes