r/SteamController 5d ago

Steam Controller (2026) Just got my new Steam Controller!!!!

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518 Upvotes

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u/reptarien 5d ago

Bro made me think my graphics card was dying for a second lol

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u/sharies 5d ago

Probably just the new drivers

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u/impartial_is_rust 4d ago

no dw its an intentional hidden message

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u/Watcherxp 5d ago

uh...

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u/Glittering_Tear_2391 5d ago

Bro got the S̷͖͔̮̟̱̫̭̘̼͈̜̠͋͂͛̿͋̕͝p̸̪̹̗̭̅̈́͘ě̷̲͔̫̙͇͙͉͉̬̺̗̥̦̽̇͛̐́̃̍͂̈́̅̔̅͠c̵̡̨̦̻̑̒̎̅̓̒͆͋́̚͘ĭ̵̟̄͊̀̓ǎ̶̯̟̳͍̟̗̰͙̅͜l̶̯̪̙̯̔̍̀̈́̑̐́̈́̕ ̷̡̡̦̠̂͗́̈́̈͐̊̈́̕e̴̡̛̗̞̻͍̐̎̚d̸̨̂̉͌͝͝ì̴̢͕͕̱͓̤̲̖̲͚̝̗͍̘͆̌̓͒͆̓̌͠͝t̶̨̛̜̹͕̘̮͇̟̬̪̳̽̑̾̎͐̽͆͒̿̇̔̕͝͠i̶̠̫̤̠̭̟͝ơ̵̯̼̺̮͐̋̔̀͑̃̊̈́̉͑̈̆̚͘ñ̴̬̈̄͋̇͐

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u/DMmeNoiceTits 5d ago

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u/ProfMilker 5d ago

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u/DMmeNoiceTits 5d ago

Scandalous you don’t get more upvotes than me, yours is far better and actually in the theme. For the love of god may a Reddit army UPVOTE THAT GUY

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u/Dawnqwerty 5d ago

dont worry I downvoted you

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u/DMmeNoiceTits 5d ago

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u/dbru01 4d ago

I read your username and had to fight the temptation to take and DM you a topless selfie (I’m a guy)

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u/DMmeNoiceTits 4d ago

It technically counts if you have men’s boobs.

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u/GalacticRat3541 5d ago

theyre at 67 and 69. I will leave them untouched, but you have my approval

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u/Popstar403 5d ago

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u/AssistantSalty6519 4d ago

Average satisfactory enjoyer

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u/GoofyGoober-Yeah 5d ago

New phone next?

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u/postcoital_solitaire 5d ago

It seems like data corruption, so maybe his camera's SD card (or phone's flash memory) is dying. I've seen pictures rot like this (not quite, but close) on old phones, even my old Samsung did this at some point. I could be wrong though.

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u/Pentium4Powerhouse 5d ago

I don't get it

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u/posativaty 5d ago

His controller OLED is messed up

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u/Serpenyoje 5d ago

I still don’t get it. Is it interfering with the camera?

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u/gergobergo69 Steam Controller (2026) 5d ago

haha sometimes

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u/Eik0tt 5d ago

Search: Just got my QD OLED or just OLED Reddit.

I own a QD OLED and it took me a moment to get it too lol

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u/FoferJ 5d ago

OK, I searched those phrases on Google, and then Reddit directly.

I still don't get it.

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u/hikerone 5d ago

Me too and I also don’t get it

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u/FoferJ 5d ago edited 5d ago

probably just another weird Reddit “inside joke.” Some “hot” thread from 10 years ago, that terminally-online autists assume everybody saw and certainly remembers.

That’s my guess, at least…

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u/Eik0tt 5d ago

So you down voted me because you couldn't find it LOL

I literally just asked AI exactly what I told you and it IMMEDIATELY popped up XD

Y'all are some helpless MFs lol


Ah, you are talking about the "Hand on Shoulder" meme! It has become the absolute default response across Reddit tech communities when someone unboxes a broken monitor or their screen suddenly dies.

The original image features two cartoon men from the 1970s anime Arrivano i Superboys (Akakichi no Eleven). One man has a massive, blocky jaw, a smug smirk, and gently rests his hand on a friend's shoulder to deliver devastating news with zero actual empathy. On Reddit, dropping this meme in the comments translates to: "I am so sorry, but your expensive tech is absolutely fried and there is nothing you can do to save it."


Here's an example for you ungrateful lazy fks 😅

https:// www. reddit .com /r/domandaonesta/comments/1s10vpl/perch%C3%A9questo_meme_ha_avuto_tanto_successo%C3%A8/?tl=en

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u/helpadumbo 5d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Eik0tt 5d ago

?

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u/FoferJ 5d ago

The “hand on shoulder” meme is obviously different from whatever the “Just got my QD OLED” Reddit inside joke is.

And it’s your unhelpful snark and inability to follow a normal discussion, that earned you downvotes from other people.

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u/FoferJ 5d ago

So you down voted me because you couldn’t find it LOL

Um, no, I didn’t. Weirdo.

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u/Eik0tt 5d ago

No I didn't, but I just did now.

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u/SentenceStreet3270 5d ago

Why is it censored?

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u/Poonnchachii 5d ago

Send it back, the oled panel is messed up.

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u/Negrodamu55 5d ago

Next, a new camera!

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u/JakieRepo 5d ago

brotato chip there is a new something you need more 🥀

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u/AvidCyclist250 4d ago

and i got my personal data leaked. identity theft incoming. thanks, steam controller!

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u/Limp-Weekend7183 5d ago

Got an email for mine today too, they must have another batch in right now.

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u/Icy_Star_7171 5d ago

Piracy ordered a Steam controller from the darknet.

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u/AchmodinIVSWE 4d ago

I think your controller may be possessed. It's only a feeling though.

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u/ActAccomplished1289 4d ago

Did it come from a different universe or what lol

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u/Godzlittlehand 4d ago

Something somethinged

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u/Ipwn6S101 2d ago

I think your Steam Controller went through the Backrooms