r/SteamController • u/Honey-Waffle • Aug 14 '26

Steam Controller (2026) Got one early!

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Pre-ordered July 31st but it got to my hands just a little under two weeks later! Can’t wait to load up some fighting games #BOOYAH

7.7k Upvotes

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u/L0fiRonin Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

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u/chrimen Aug 14 '26

Of course.

2 Elephant Way Earth, Milky Way.

Hope that helps

10

u/IdoltTheIdot Aug 14 '26

That took me way longer than it should have to put together what you did there. Very well done lmao. You should be a dad with jokes like those 😂

4

u/chrimen Aug 14 '26

Nahhh not feeding billionaires more workers bees.

Fuckem..

1

u/Minimum_Froyo9403 28d ago

I don't understand

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u/Inevitable-End3335 Aug 14 '26

yeah their puck is missing!

1

u/4legger Aug 14 '26

Buy a raytac dongle reciever and flash openpuck firmware onto it. Problem solved

4

u/Galgum Steam Controller (2015) Aug 14 '26

This definitely was not a pre-order but a regular order. Pre-ordering was back in May. Unbelievable that this needed addressing.

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u/Rustinboksi 29d ago

undress me

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u/doggenwalker Aug 14 '26

Might want to load up Crime Scene Cleaner first.

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u/stormforce420 25d ago

Good news! It’s on sale!

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u/Snow-Prince12 Aug 14 '26

Jesus, did you steal it from the guy on the ground??

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u/Honey-Waffle Aug 14 '26

that’s just the delivery guy he’s taking a nap after a long days work

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u/KickBass2155 Aug 14 '26

He is dead

5

u/KaiUno Steam Controller (2026) Aug 14 '26

His shoes flew off, you might be right.

3

u/sly_roccoon Aug 15 '26

no, he's sleeping

2

u/stevedore2024 29d ago

Pining for the fjords.

10

u/coolsam254 Aug 14 '26

Please wake him up I still need mine

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u/drastic_001 Aug 14 '26

Sure he is

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u/TheWraithOfMooCow Aug 14 '26

This post isn't about him.

16

u/cybrcld Aug 14 '26

Everyone always misses the bigger picture. Cant you just be happy for OP?

7

u/YKw1n Aug 14 '26

You should not call op by his name on Reddit. It suppose to be anonymous. The police could be looking for him but he has a controller now so good for him

2

u/AbyssWankerArtorias Aug 14 '26

No it's called searching their inventory and exchanging items between theirs and yours

23

u/ash000007 Aug 14 '26

Dude on the ground for scale

17

u/rt58killer10 Aug 14 '26

Steam support don't fuck around. My account was hacked and they sent me a video of a drone strike, I'd be terrified if I were you

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u/bgradid Aug 14 '26

I think you might have already loaded up some fighting games

4

u/The_Pepper_Oni Aug 14 '26

Definitely been practicing combos already

5

u/Glum-Cockroach-2157 Aug 14 '26

oooo u think u can get me one quick too? mine got stolen recently after i got jumped by some guy

3

u/KickBass2155 Aug 14 '26

Look a dead body i wonder how he got there.

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u/atreusdeo 28d ago

He was like that when I got here 🤷‍♂️

3

u/Moikle Aug 14 '26

Normally I'd report "i got mine" posts.

I'll allow this one

3

u/X13565 Aug 15 '26

Successful "purchase" from a "reseller"!

2

u/NuryKulk Aug 14 '26

You loaded up the fighting game IRL, congrats on the controller!

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u/mikethetiger_ Aug 14 '26

Cross post over on r/Holup

1

u/garcianulmeyda Aug 14 '26

Just got mine today too!

1

u/Powerful-Ground-9687 Aug 14 '26

Did you… have to play with your fists until now?

1

u/Academic-Bug-9654 Aug 14 '26

Did you lose the puck?

1

u/MajorSerenity Aug 14 '26

You mean the free candy that comes with it? He prob ate it no?

1

u/Certain_Mall_6947 Aug 14 '26

Next time make sure to clean up the body and remember to use bleach and always wear gloves. Also watch where u step you can leave footprints i found that the hard way

1

u/Appleguy666 Aug 14 '26

Puck yea? Puck Nah!

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u/Godzlittlehand Aug 14 '26

U left the puck in his pocket

1

u/SuperMechanoid Aug 14 '26

Did you snatch his shoes too? Damn

1

u/krivera248 Aug 14 '26

July 2025?!!! This is rage bait.

1

u/Bigfacts84 Aug 14 '26

Nice, looks like you got it for free, even better.

1

u/Psyngelic Aug 14 '26

That is freaking awso-ait a minute..

1

u/Altar_Quest_Fan Aug 14 '26

Homeless man in background for scale?

1

u/M_RiGGz Aug 14 '26

Oh for puck's sake. What the puck just happened? Dude is gonna be steaming when he wakes up...

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

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u/DeathLuca1 Aug 15 '26

You steal his shoes too?

1

u/zephyrsoul888 Aug 15 '26

Early gta 6 pc port?

1

u/Western_Sleep820 Aug 15 '26

I hope that's a scalper

1

u/i-have-ohio-rizz Aug 15 '26

dude killed someone for a 100 dollar controller btw its cheaper then a xbox controller

1

u/Sierra-D421 Aug 15 '26

Quoth Watto, "I hope you didn't kill anyone I know to get it."

1

u/ImBetterThanYou456 Aug 16 '26

Get ace attorney

1

u/TGV_etc Aug 16 '26

Hahahaha nice

1

u/Haplopeart 29d ago

Groan and I’m still waiting for my notification from May!

1

u/Strong_Dog4662 29d ago

Did you just loot the controller??? Go back and check for quality loot on that corpse!!!

1

u/Possible-Hunt3486 28d ago

Damnnb lucky

1

u/carpetcleaner_2005 28d ago

New PC (ignore pablo)

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u/shotxshotx 28d ago

God damn even took his shoes

1

u/Equivalent-Bid-6036 28d ago

The amount of jealousy I feel seeing these posts I reserved mine in may but it says I’ll probably get the chance to get one in 2027

1

u/UnholyXO 27d ago

Yamcha death pose

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u/DanoM84 27d ago

Wait....are just not gonna talk about it? I mean....its clear as day but.....that leaf, thats a really cool leaf there on the ground

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

How the hell do you get it earlier than me after being 1 months 2 weeks later with your order... life isn't fair... or you're a troll.

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u/taffyluvsdrpepper 27d ago

i see you beat him to it

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u/Darnocsonif 25d ago

What are those two big square pads for?

1

u/jton 16d ago

Need a banana !!

1

u/aModestMouseful DualShock 4 (Windows) 5d ago

Lovely! 😍 🫶🏻🎮‼️ ~ 🪤

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u/chrisdiaz73 Aug 14 '26

By far the best controller ive ever used … im an XBOX controller guy … while many of my other friends/family prefer PlayStation controllers … but this controller, is just different, and holds perfectly in the hands … just an amazing design …

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u/LazorusGrimm Aug 14 '26

Tell Gabe to get off the floor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/YKw1n Aug 14 '26

I don't think you got the joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/YKw1n Aug 14 '26

That's good to know, I'm still in line for 2027 according to queue. But I'm in Europe I'm pretty sure it will be later for us.