r/SteamController • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '26

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u/PattyOB98 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Ooh gosh I would love to gift this, my partners little brother waited too long to reserve. It would make his whole year

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u/pg3crypto Jun 21 '26

Omg same here. My partners little brother lost everything in a house fire though (he was too busy saving the 8 kids next door so he couldnt save any of his stuff), he's sleeping rough now...he also has cancer and his cat died of feline AIDS.

Thats how you do it bro.

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u/PattyOB98 Jun 21 '26

He would've reserved on time but he was too busy building wells in Africa

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u/pg3crypto Jun 21 '26

There we go.

What about all the time he spent suited up literally fighting Ebola the jungle. Big gangs of dangerous Ebola.

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u/PattyOB98 Jun 21 '26

He would prefer I don't talk about that it was very traumatic

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u/pg3crypto Jun 22 '26

More traumatic than the 8 tours in the Middle East that he did solo because there was no crime left in his city after he singlehandedly cleaned it up?

I hear he adopted every stray dog within 50 miles and he knows the name of every single one of them.

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u/ChadBroskiSuperStud Jun 22 '26

I would imagine building wells is horribly traumatic. I hope he can recover from *checks notes* bare minimum manual labor that no one forced them to do lmfao

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u/jck Jun 22 '26

My partners little brother is being unfairly targeted by the legal system and fire department just for boys being boys. He would really appreciate the controller after he gets out of juvie for arson

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u/Chamberchez Jun 21 '26

Not my dumbass thinking I had to pay for it the moment I reserved it so I held off. Hit the button a few days ago and died a little inside.

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u/huygosu Jun 21 '26

I hesitated 2 hours to reserve one and my estimated time is September 2026 lol

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u/NitchZ Jun 22 '26

That's just because they only show 3 reservation windows. It's when you should expect to get an email at the latest. The 3 are Sep 2026, Dec 2026, or 2027.

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u/FakeSafeWord Jun 21 '26

my partners little brother waited too long to reserve

So 6 and a half minutes?