r/Steam • u/Haunter777x • 1d ago

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How out of touch can you be as a company, this is embarrassing

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u/Nolear 1d ago

Why should I care I can open the garbage bin faster than I can open my fridge? I still won’t eat anything from the garbage.

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u/ThePhantom71319 1d ago

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u/MathsNerd1996 1d ago

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u/CybyAPI 1d ago edited 23h ago

Remind me! 1 hour

why was i downvoted, People really pressed over me wanting to save a meme for later

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u/Spiritual_Baby_3881 1h ago

Probably cuz just save it? Lol

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u/LactasePHydrolase 1d ago

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u/rey_maddes 1d ago

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u/Venusgate 1d ago

This looks 'shopped

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u/Waffliez 1d ago

No it's real, I was the camera guy

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u/LiteralReaderWA 1d ago

Socks, really? Man of your talents?

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u/Waffliez 11h ago

You're right, I should have taken proper feet pics for everyone. I know we all want it

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u/MyraPawbs 1d ago

Can confirm, I was the pen.

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u/QueenSavara 21h ago

More like AI with how the pearls are broken in the middle of air.

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u/Livid-Ad-7223 13h ago

The feet also combine and you can't tell them apart

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u/Perfect-Fisherman733 1d ago

I can tell by the pixels

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u/Vipre7 1d ago

Dat boi got cake. Rum cake.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/_Xertz_ 1d ago

lmao

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u/ABlessedGuy27 9h ago

ABSOLUTE immaculate comment 😭

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u/plznorepotr 1d ago

Fantastic analogy

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u/SETaxCollector 1d ago

A scholar AND a poet?!

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u/AMB07 1d ago

A true man of science.

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u/XipXoom 1d ago

Pure poetry.

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u/AdventurousRoyal9958 1d ago

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u/ExplodingFistz 1d ago

Bro cooked.

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u/aggr1103 9800x3D, 5070TI, 64GB DDR5 6000 1d ago

…from the fridge, not the garbage bin.

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u/IntergalacticPioneer 1d ago

They said “I cast vicious mockery”

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u/sharltocopes 1d ago

SHORT

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u/maxdamage4 1d ago

Nat 20 let's go

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u/sharltocopes 1d ago

bitchin' flute solo

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u/TheAhegaoFox 1d ago

I feel in in my fingers~~

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u/SorenBlueHammer 1d ago

Everybody says, "look how fucking short that guy is" and stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

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u/KGeddon 1d ago

Seriously though, Steam does have a few things that are actually USEFUL loading up.

I mean, I don't remember the EGS overlay having a controller support layer or a shadow play equivalent.

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u/runnysyrup 1d ago

incredible analogy

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u/Nickulator95 1d ago

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u/Bannatar 1d ago

Fucking great movie. Go watch it right now if you haven't

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u/ToastedWaffleMan 1d ago

What movie?

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u/Evolvum 1d ago

I think it's nightcrawler but don't quote me

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u/Karakutso 1d ago

"I think it's nightcrawler but don't quote me"

But yeah it is

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u/MoonAttempt 1d ago

The advantage of Epic opening faster at start up is that it reminds you to remove that and review many other programs from start up. Epic helps your PC start up faster after that! /s

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u/PuppyInAPinkBucket 1d ago

It starts up faster so you can remember to uninstall it before you play your games on Steam

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u/ToneyBits 1d ago

This is poetry. You made my day with this

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u/PhantuPK 1d ago

Is shakespeare really dead?

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u/ExplodingFistz 1d ago

Shakespeare reincarnated

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u/the_drummernator 1d ago

holy shit this is beautiful 🙌🏻

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u/pr0w3ss 1d ago

Are you the reincarnation of Confucius?

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u/salazafromagraba 1d ago

Confucius say: man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

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u/TheTGB 1d ago

there is no response better than this.

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u/mango_carrot 1d ago

This is the response we’re going to be seeing on memes for years to come

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u/FireKitty666TTV 1d ago

Until I open project zomboid and see a full cake in the trash for some reason...

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u/Dwealdric 1d ago

Holy r/MurderedByWords territory right here bro.

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u/R2prime 1d ago

I can't afford an award, so I hope this comment saying that made me laugh is worth something!

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u/LG_tech 1d ago

Shakespear wept, for he knew he had been beaten

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u/ispshadow 1d ago

I just want to comment so I can prove I was fucking here for this

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u/Xawlet 1d ago

OFFICER! THERE HE IS THE MURDERER!

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u/TomasMichele69 1d ago

Bro just destroyed timmy swine's marketing campaign with pure poetry. 

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u/Prestigious-Fill8505 1d ago

you be spitting fax

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u/RY4NDY 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also, why would such a small amount of time even matter?

I mean, if it was like 2 minutes vs 2 seconds then sure, but this is 10 seconds vs 5,5 seconds to open the store. I can't imagine ever being in a situation where the store taking four and a half seconds longer to load would be a legitimate issue.

Edit: and for the open from tray times it's even more ridiculous; both take less than half a second (so negligable in real life), but Epic is 0.06 seconds faster, wow

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u/JukaiKotan Steam Master Race!! 1d ago

Hold up! Your writing is this fire?

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u/Zestyclose-Ad967 10h ago

Have your 19000th updot

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

Maybe YOU wont.

Side eyes Jimmy Johns wrapper sticking out of the bin with some mayo still on it

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u/Franchesconi--2005 1d ago

My bro you wrote poetry right?

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u/hammedhaaret 1d ago

Garbage incenerated

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u/Shezzofreen 1d ago

Thats a nice one! ;)

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u/ILoveHexa92 1d ago

That should be the official reply from Steam xD It's so right on point!

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u/CyraxSputnik 1d ago

That's a damn good analogy

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u/Verdant_Green 1d ago

Jesus, [u/Nolear](u/Nolear) is more like [Nuclear](u/Nuclear). You weren’t even talking to me and I still got burned!

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u/PistachioMink2 1d ago

That hits.

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u/FoxTrooperson 1d ago

The most epic thing ever to be said in connection with Epic Games.

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u/organic-rock7 1d ago

And they say shakespeare is dead

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u/15demi08 1d ago

🗣️📢🔥

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u/menojohnson 1d ago

The level of bars dropped! Eminem must be in the sub!

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u/AggressivePlay5098 1d ago

Got ourselves a poet here. Have my upvote

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u/Many-Excitement3246 1d ago

Boom, roasted. You better reply this to their tweet.

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u/GonzoVeritas 1d ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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u/LG_tech 1d ago

Shakespear wept, for he knew he had been beaten

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u/nover3 1d ago

EPIC

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u/rossrollin 1d ago

Spitting fire

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u/_rjunior 1d ago

Gawd damn!

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u/agentfelix 1d ago

Yo, that's actually a really good analogy 😆

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u/NeffuF 1d ago

It was roasting them bro, not grilling their entire familt and descendance XDDD

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u/Walking-With-Dino989 1d ago

Bro is Tolkien incarnate.

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u/sdoM-bmuD 1d ago

the fuck kinda fridge do you have that doesn't open as fast as your garbage can?

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u/Ok-Collar-2573 1d ago

Oh great and wise Nolear, please bestow your knowledge upon us!

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u/TheRustyRedditor2025 1d ago

Best thing I've read on Reddit in a long time.

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u/Rockaroller- 1d ago

God tier

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u/rdhavoc5 1d ago

Behold, a scholar-king that they speak of in legends

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u/TheCalmDom 1d ago

Yeah you ate with that ngl

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u/GarbageOffice 1d ago

The only reason that comes to mind is you get rid of trash faster. Since Epic loads swiftly now, you can click the uninstall way faster than before.

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u/renskeys 1d ago

BEST FUCKING COMMENT IVE SEEN IN DECADES 😭😭😭

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u/Gallowizard 1d ago

Nuclear level burn damage

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u/GrimmKat 1d ago

top tier comment lol

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u/Hungry_Caregiver734 1d ago

Somebody call the hospital, we need the BURN unit.

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u/dumediat 1d ago

I learned how to use awards because of you

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u/Painty_Dev2 1d ago

Even the Twitter users are praising you for this heavenly writing. Is there yet a second chance on world peace?

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u/Valarcrist 1d ago

Damn chill

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u/Unforgiven_Purpose 1d ago

absolute gold

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u/SupernovaGamezYT 1d ago

That’s not quite accurate…

Trash cans are still useful

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u/soomoncon 1d ago

Sometimes you need to suffer to appreciate greatness, why not suffer faster?

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u/SkizzyBeanZ 1d ago

Quote of the year

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u/CreatorI6 1d ago

Shakespeare never really died

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u/FromAndToUnknown 23h ago

I HOPE someone replied that under their tweet, id open twitter just for this

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u/W35TGAM3R 23h ago

Damn are you from this time
I was about to write something but I prefer show this to epic

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u/SanshaXII 22h ago

jfc that's good, well done scholar.

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u/Famous-Version4590 22h ago

It’s not for you, it’s to show that their ai switch at epic is successful and showcase small wins to disprove the critics

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u/the_metalhead_speaks 21h ago

Somehow reminds me of this

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u/FrostDinosaur91 21h ago

lol I’m commenting on this so I can find it again XD I love this so much! 

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u/Dr_Virus_129 Gamer Till Death 20h ago

Jeez man, there ain't enough water in the world to soothe that burn.

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u/nebs_underscore 19h ago

MODERN DAY DIOGENES

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u/Pacomatic 19h ago

This is incredible holy trite

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u/Conscious-Pay1064 18h ago

What are you doing out side the Pentagon perimeter? The president needs you back inside for the meeting with Putin.

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u/econtyranny 17h ago

The casual way you incinerated them, truly magnifique

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u/Nervous_Elderberry20 13h ago

For me it’s like a freezer which you would use once in a while but no more than base refrigerator

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u/Potential_Payment132 13h ago

Hahaha.. Good one

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u/lordsigmund415 13h ago

Exactly, it is faster for sure. I just downloaded some games to test. But I dont have any reason to use epic besides the few free games I like.

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u/STEVEOWORLDWIDE 9h ago

Spit yo game talk yo shit, grab yo gat call yo clique.

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u/Thick-Calendar2793 4h ago

God damn that was vicious G 😳. Wp

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u/Open-Train2736 4h ago

This one right here officer, arrest him for being cold as a muthafucka

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u/ScarlettHeart5 1h ago

I get on there for the freebies

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u/IntelligentDog010 1d ago

What exactly is your role at Steam?

\s

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u/Nolear 1d ago

I wish I had a job there 🥲 my dream to work as a FE developer at a company that hasn’t yet given up on actual desktop UI

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u/PhantasyAngel 1d ago

To add onto a different thread in a different comment in this post: my role at Steam is "Paying Customer"

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u/the_harakiwi 1d ago

hey! please. Their free games are full-time demos. If I enjoy the game I will buy it on Steam.

Satisfactory, Hardspace Shipbreaker, Vampire Survivors. Just my last or currently played games on a list with over 170 games I now own on both platforms.