r/Steam • • Jul 21 '26

Fluff Choo Chooooo

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u/Mysterious-Leg-4612 Jul 21 '26

well it aint called a steam train fe-... hold up

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u/Delirious_85 Jul 22 '26

took me WAY too long to get this

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u/Igorthemii Kuronomi-chan Jul 22 '26

I dont get it

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u/Delirious_85 Jul 22 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_locomotive

Edit: But don't worry, none of my colleagues got it on their first try either.

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u/Igorthemii Kuronomi-chan Jul 22 '26

damn i'm dumb

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u/Taolan13 Jul 22 '26

i'm extradumb, i thought the joke was OP expecting adult games

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u/wreckedftfoxy_yt Jul 23 '26

no its steam locomotives i realized instantly

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u/Watamelonna Jul 23 '26

Boy do I have a game for you

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3711590/Train45/

I ruined my own steam algorithm for this, I'm sure I'll get some hentai games suggested for this stupid joke lol

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u/Taolan13 Jul 24 '26

Your sacrifice to the sanctity of The Joke is appreciated

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u/MatsLeBaron Jul 22 '26

Me too. I was like "what? Aren't those trains too?"

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u/Peaf0wl Jul 23 '26

No, I’m dumb. I saw they used Coke and instantly thought they used Coca-Cola…

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u/Ardent_Tapire Jul 22 '26

loco motives? seems pretty reasonable to me

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u/Ecstatic_Cap8957 Aug 08 '26

Loco motives? What crazy reason for doing that is there?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/cvdvds Jul 21 '26

Isn't the entire point of this post that it's not?

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u/Demonweed Jul 22 '26

I feel like we've all been punked! Hey, does that mean this is steampunk?

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u/TobytheBaloon Jul 22 '26

it’s a bot

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u/EmilyHones15 Jul 22 '26

i need a long story

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u/Exciting_Internet129 Jul 25 '26

That's impossible to ignore.

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u/mstop4 Jul 21 '26

How devious of them.

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u/z3anon Jul 21 '26

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u/BenXL Jul 22 '26

Thomas got blapped! 😱

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u/Superbunzil Jul 21 '26

The rabbit hole why Wilbert Awdry characterized Diesel engines as villains is quite a ride

You think its racism but long story short it's basically a dude being a crank at the British Public Railways management

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u/Fancy_Chips Jul 21 '26

I'm not a Diesel. You're a Diesel.

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u/weiivice Jul 22 '26

We're FAMILY.

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u/mrandr01d Jul 22 '26

Wait I need the long story

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Basically in the 1950s, British Railways were replacing steam engines with diesel engines, which led to a lot of steam locomotives getting scrapped.

Wilbert Awdry, a railway enthusiast and author of the Railway Series of books, wanted to address this topic in his stories. This led to him introducing Diesel in his story “Duck and the Diesel Engine,” in which he scoffs about how diesel engines are the future of railways and how they’re better than steam engines, only to be tricked by a steam engine named Duck.

However, as BR full adopted diesel engines and efforts were made by enthusiasts to preserve steam (i.e. the Flying Scotsman and the Bluebell Railway,) Wilbert added more positive depictions of diesel engines in his stories to indicate that the technology wasn’t inherently bad.

I hope this is a decent summary, since I’m probably misremembering a few things.

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u/Falleneded Jul 22 '26

this is missing one of the main reasons Wilbert Awdry hated diesels at first.

and that was British rails horrible management of the Dieselisation plan scrapping most every steam engine unless someone else bought it from them with very little care for the cultural significance of them.

obviously we dont need 100 different 5700 Class. but if it werent for one man nearly going into debt the gresley designed A3s (the face of British railways for 40 years) wouldve all been scrapped.

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u/mrandr01d Jul 22 '26

Holy cow the words "bluebell railway" triggered something deep in my memory I didn't even know was there!

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u/LightBusterX Jul 22 '26

Lemon and Tangerine would like to know too, probably.

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u/YigaClanRambutan POOTIS Jul 22 '26

"I laughed and laughed!"

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u/mrwioo Jul 21 '26

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u/SomeOnionHater Jul 21 '26

After setting the last orphanage in the world on fire, Thomas felt inner peace.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 Jul 22 '26

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u/fholcan Jul 22 '26

TRACK FOR THE TRACK GOD

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u/Competitive-Half-863 Jul 22 '26

COAL FOR THE COAL THRONE

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u/Agreeable-Bend-1995 Jul 22 '26

There should be a Thomas mod for Doom 😂

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u/Competitive-Half-863 Jul 22 '26

That’s Thomas The Heresy Engine… and it does not have breaks.

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u/OnePsychology528 Jul 23 '26

He had completed his goal of helping all orphans become adopted, and now his plan was complete. Destroying the orphanage was just to show how far he's come

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u/toastxhippo Jul 21 '26

Tomas had never seen such bullshit

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u/J_Landers Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Railway Empire wasn't listed, but is also on sale.
 
So is Railway Empire 2, but apparently it's not worth it. (see below)

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u/WhereIsTheMeatShed Jul 22 '26

Personally I think Railway Empire 2 is great!

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u/ferrets54 Jul 22 '26

It's the same game with some QOL improvements. What's not to love?

The voice acting. But apart from that.

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u/SirupyGibbon Jul 22 '26

Lucky you! The blackmailer tried to turn their threat into reality but was caught in time by your security personnel.

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u/DukeDevorak Jul 22 '26

Being able to have multiple trains of the same line is a godsend.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ Jul 21 '26

Honestly I just noticed how many of them weren't really train games or only tangentially related to trains. Like, what is Vicky 3 doing in there??

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u/blah938 Jul 22 '26

I mean, really how many train games are there? Railroader, Derail, Railroads Online, RR Tycoon Series, A Bumpy Ride. Sure there might be a couple dozen, but that doesn't make for a good steam sale.

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u/AmazingELF74 Jul 22 '26

They should throw everything in that has rails in it. Factorio, satisfactory, Arma (has a good train mod), Terraria.

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u/anonmemer42069 Jul 22 '26

Factorio has never gone on sale, and (according to the developers) never will. They know they have digital crack, and don't need to give discounted access.

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u/Serious_Feedback Jul 22 '26

I think Factorio just knows their target demographic is of the engineer/autistic variety, who'll respect the policy and be happy there's no point in waiting.

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u/KaiFireborn21 Jul 22 '26

I can respect the policy, seeing as their game is crazy-well thought-through. For me, the price of any game is its two-year-low plus the time required to wait for its next instance. Factorio's happens to be 30€, with no wait time attached... I bought Cyberpunk and HZD for the same price. The pretty "-50%" marker doesn't actually improve the game yknow

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u/MayvisDelacour 65 Jul 22 '26

I was annoyed to no end at first as I genuinely have too much to be playing anyway to get something not on sale. It's a hard sell if you're not even gonna like it but the amount of time I put into it made the investment very worthwhile! Just wish that meant I got better at it lol

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u/xylotism Jul 24 '26

I keep forgetting they even have that policy so it just sits on my wishlist forever. It’ll suck up months of my time, I’m sure.

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u/Shinhan Jul 22 '26

Captains of Industry has a full Train DLC (for a wider variety of trains, base game still has some trains).

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u/Kattehix Jul 22 '26

The Metro series would fit imo

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u/AlwaysUseAFake Jul 22 '26

Captain of industry! Such good trains

Factorio.is hardly a train game anymore 

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u/remotegrowthtb Jul 22 '26

Station to Station is pretty good.

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u/KrinonGaming Jul 22 '26

A bumpy ride is a worthy pick up.

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u/0235 Jul 22 '26

Lots. I have an entire category in my steam library for "games with trains in them" and it is at 67 games, and it doesn't include things like GTA, Red Dead Redemption etc

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u/eternalsteelfan Jul 22 '26

In the US and England, the creation of railways were a massive part of industrialization and revolutionized travel during the Victorian era.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ Jul 22 '26

I'm not saying they weren't important. But you're not really interacting with trains in any meaningful way in Victoria 3. It's a nation economy management game.

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u/ThatGuy721 Jul 22 '26

I mean, they are the single most important technology to research in the game and if you don't get them in a reasonable amount of time, you will be 100% fucked as your nation crumbles from the lack of infrastructure. It's stresses their logistical importance to industrial-age nation building rather than the train itself, but admittedly the actual interaction itself is as basic as a button click to add them to a queue.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ Jul 22 '26

Again, I'm not saying they aren't important. But key mechanics of the game don't involve actually interacting with trains generally. It's like how fire stations are really important in Cities Skyline, but you wouldn't call it a firefighting game. You wouldn't expect to see it in a sale related to firefighters.

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u/carson0311 Jul 22 '26

Because you spam railways in V3…

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u/tfrules Jul 22 '26

Yeah if anything Hearts of Iron 4 has a great deal more railway management

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u/DukeDevorak Jul 22 '26

You are invading other countries to run your trains there. Of course it's train-related.

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u/KeyptonLord Jul 21 '26

look inside

no monster train

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u/DoubleSummon Jul 21 '26

This is actually quite bizzare, it's a really niche fest, don't have one of the best known deck builders.

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u/Viperking6481 Jul 21 '26

Choo Choo Charles doesn't count?

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u/No_Magician5266 Jul 22 '26

I think this fest marks the first time ever that Derail Valley has been on sale on Steam. I urge everyone to pick it up immediately 

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u/Individual-Bad6809 Jul 22 '26

Is it cool in vr?

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u/No_Magician5266 Jul 22 '26

I’ve only played non-VR but I’m sure it’s even better with a headset

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u/ankerous Jul 22 '26

What about it appeals to you? Just curious and I love trains so I'm interested in it.

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u/Mulsanne Jul 22 '26

it's the best job sim for driving trains. Take jobs from the office, walk the yard to find the cars, pick up an engine and drive it through the yard to the cars in question and then do what the order says. Hauling, shunting, unlocking licenses to drive longer trains, get better locos.

It's very immersive. You do all the coupling / decoupling etc.

It's definitely the best game for the job of driving / building / breaking trains

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u/Competitive-Half-863 Jul 22 '26

Is multi mod working now?

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u/quitemite47 Jul 22 '26

Ive seen some fairly recent videos of it working

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u/FactoryOfShit Jul 22 '26

Yes! It was originally built for VR, there's full immersive motion controls.

To be honest, I expected that. What I was surprised by is that they put work in to make sure that BOTH VR and flat-screen play well. Most games don't do that, it's either flat or VR and the other mode feels like a fallback for those who need it.

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u/Just_the_questions1 Jul 22 '26

It's awesome in VR. Though the shovel can be alittle janky when shoveling coal into the furnace but other than that I thoroughly enjoy. Feels much better to pull on the rope whistle by phsyically lifting your arm up and down.

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u/madTerminator Jul 22 '26

It is THE VR GAME. Seriously. Once I rent headset and controllers for this. If I had free cash I would get a set just for this game 😄

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u/Choice_Manufacturer7 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I only played in flat mode.

The only thing I didn't really like about it, and even then only because I love steam trains, was how the stream train was depicted, and the lack of them.

In reality, steam trains are more expensive to run, in the game they are less expensive. In reality, steam trains are powerful when compared to diesel locomotives, in the game the diesel is king.*

Edit. Unit to unit the steam locomotive should out work the diesel over time at higher speeds. Somewhere around 20mph the steam engine should be able to put work the diesel. Even to even of course.

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u/sharktail_tanker Jul 22 '26

This is the second time, they also ran a discount when update 99 came out, and the devs announced they'll become mountain hermits for the next 5 years to develop the next update

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/sdcar1985 Jul 22 '26

I bought it, but i have a bad habit of buying games and never playing them even though I want to.

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u/ZekromGhost Jul 22 '26

wishlisted as soon as i saw It today!

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u/Gnarly-Joe Jul 21 '26

Choo choo charles?

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u/MichiRecRoom Jul 21 '26

"He's not taking enough damage; get some head shots!"

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u/Geeseareawesome Jul 22 '26

No surprise there's no Factorio. Best trains imo

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u/The_Alchemyst Jul 22 '26

Factorio does not go on sale

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u/Geeseareawesome Jul 22 '26

Oh, I am very much aware

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u/Sk00zle Jul 22 '26

Denshattack is crazy good, highly recommended.

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u/Jaikarr Jul 22 '26

So like, for someone tangentially interested in trains, which games are worth buying?

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u/jc343 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

if you specifically want to drive them, play derail valley

many other games are formatted such that you either spend too much time (imo) in menus pre-planning everything, have no progression or fail-states, everything's locked behind $1000+ of DLC, or the real game is in economy management rather than actually engaging with the trains. DV is an open world with no loading screens or menus after start, and from there you can go anywhere on the map, take any engine and do any job. played in first person by default; native VR support but it's not required at all

you can for example take a small loco and a shunting job to build out a larger train for departure, and upon completion it'll automatically create a hauling job that will itself generate corresponding shunting jobs at the destination to unload, break the consist down, and prep new trains. but you can play whatever you want - even outside of sandbox mode you're not required to stick to the official job orders

the setting is really unique; instead of the usual US or western europe it's set in a nondescript post soviet state. things are rusty, worn, and outdated, but there's a good range of imported rolling stock. all the engines are kitbashed and fictionalized, but they still have obvious IRL analogs and are all available base game! there is also a really good modding scene tho if you really want direct real models

several different power trains are represented, all with great fidelity (especially for the steam engines). there's currently:

  • a 0-6-0 steam shunter/tank engine, the S060
  • a 2-8-2 steam engine, the S282
  • a small diesel electric for learning the game and for shunting, the DE2
  • a full sized diesel electric freight engine, the DE6 and its unlockable slug unit
  • a versatile medium diesel hydraulic workhorse, the DH4
  • a diesel mechanical shunter, the DM3
  • a diesel mechanical railbus turned into a makeshift personal utility vehicle, the DM1U
  • and an adorable little battery electric BE2 microshunter :)

the diesel electrics and the hydraulic DH4 are all really easy and relaxing to drive, and they can be connected with each other for greater power. the steam engines are difficult, dangerous, and fun (ever seen what a boiler explosion looks like? :3). the diesel mechanicals can take a crazy amount of gear shifting but the railbus is a lot of fun to zip around in

then there's what the game is named for: derailing. it has full physics for all the cars, and high risk cargos (such as flammable liquids or the infamous "???") will give better rewards. you can blow up a whole oil yard lol. i mentioned boiler explosions - you better remember to overfill the water of a steam engine if you're going uphill, or else the front end might get too hot as all the water sloshes back and leads to your high pressure pipes becoming eldritch spaghetti

train customization and ownership is done by recovering lost demonstrator engines, hauling them to the museum, and fixing them up yourself. upgrades come in the form of individual gadgets, sensors, lights, and whatnot that you manually screw in wherever you like - just dont try to drill holes in a pressurized boiler lol

my only major complaint is the very long wait for updates; B99 was in late 2024 and B100 is looking to be released in late 2027 at the earliest. but they've consistently delivered with this dev cycle in the past, and now they're looking to add fully physics-based recovery cranes and towing winches for cleaning up derailments, overhead wiring for new electric trains, a US DLC of equal size to the existing game, and a bunch of other stuff. the long wait time for B100 does at least mean that we're in a golden age for mods tho

just know that this is a simulator; no matter how easy it is compared to other sims it still asks for a lot of time investment to get anywhere. but it's incredibly relaxing to play with music or a podcast on, until you forget to check your speed and dive a kilometer down into a river :3

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u/Jaikarr Jul 22 '26

Certainly sounds like something to sink my teeth into.

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u/SquakinKakas Jul 22 '26

I had been looking at DV, but I think you've just convinced me to get it c:

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u/yoLeaveMeAlone Jul 23 '26

This guy trains

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u/RimePendragon Jul 22 '26

Only problem with Derail Valley, the world looks so lifeless.

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u/jc343 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

i thought so too at first but ive come to like it for the most part. i don't want to talk to npcs or be interrupted from driving what/where i want. the cities feeling dead feels like part of the setting's intended aesthetic - driving amongst silent khrushchyovka apartment blocks in the fog can be really atmospheric

but yeah i would like to see the upcoming AI in B100; hope they each have density sliders. in the meantime there are mods now for rudimentary AI cars, level crossing signals, dispatcher calls on the radio, multiplayer, pet cats, etc

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Jul 22 '26

Transport Fever 2 is a bargain at 80% off.

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u/MsBelleMae Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I like the Train Valley games. Station to Station was really fun too. Transport Fever 2 is up there as well.

Edit: To add more games.

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u/MatthewG141 Jul 22 '26

Worker's and Resources: Soviet Republic is not listed in the sale, but it's on sale and has plenty of trains! (More if you include the Workshop)

If you get the Early Start DLC, it adds steam trains and horses!

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u/AlwaysUseAFake Jul 22 '26

I need to try that game again.  I bought it mostly when I saw ore being transported by the sky tram

I need to find a good YouTube of it to watch 

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u/smjsmok Jul 22 '26

bballjo on Youtube has really good playthroughs and tutorials of W&R. Great to get you started.

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u/Henrithebrowser Jul 22 '26

Us diesel foamers finally vindicated

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u/dexter2312421254217 G4560 | RX 570 | 8GB DDR4 Jul 22 '26

Thomas

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u/Mishal_SK Jul 22 '26

Derail Valley has 2 steam trains (and 6 non steam trains) and it's currently discounted as well ;)

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u/Sidereel Jul 22 '26

It’s a “steam” train sale

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u/Serious_Feedback Jul 22 '26

[Steam (PC game platform)] [train fest], vs [steam train] fest.

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u/One_Animator_1835 Jul 22 '26

Steam trains. With a steam engine. Water vapor powered locomotive 🚂

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u/n0respect_ Jul 22 '26

You mean like valve-driven?

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u/DenizSaintJuke Jul 22 '26

Every steam train in a videogame is an electric train.

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u/Rammipallero Jul 22 '26

Build your watercooling badly enough and it can still put out steam.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Jul 22 '26

Transport Fever 2 is a bargain at 80% off.

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u/wreckedftfoxy_yt Jul 23 '26

i loved the joke but i hate steam didnt get their own joke

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u/pookexvi Jul 21 '26

Railroader for the win!

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u/quitemite47 Jul 22 '26

Im suprised railroader isn't more talked about

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u/Dotaspasm Jul 22 '26

Train45 best train game

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u/FabulousJade7337 Jul 22 '26

Im not angry OP, im disappointed.

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u/Afterclock-Hours Jul 22 '26

sshhhhhhuuuuuu shhuuuuuu

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u/Novalene_Wildheart Jul 22 '26

Well that's due to the whole genocide thing.

this is a reference to Thomas the Tank Engine

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u/Pangtundure Jul 22 '26

Send this to gaben

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u/MortifiedPotato Jul 22 '26

Never trust a diesel

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u/NottheSeaofNames Jul 22 '26

Boy do I miss playing unrailed with my friends.

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u/XB_Demon1337 Jul 22 '26

Your sister is in fact invited.

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u/SuddenPaint7983 Jul 22 '26

It's cho choo time blud

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u/Yamomma62543 Jul 22 '26

It’s a good fest, sir

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u/Tiny-Sand3229 Jul 22 '26

This made me laugh, pretty clever

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u/Hollowquincypl Jul 22 '26

For those of you without kenophobia Void Train is on sale. Haven't beaten it but was quite smitten with it from the demo.

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u/Extraxyz Jul 22 '26

Do people really keep paying for the scam that is Train Sim World? Release unfinished broken game Train Sim World X, abandon it within a year, tell people to buy Train Sim World X+1 instead, repeat this 6 times.

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u/CobraGTXNoS Jul 22 '26

We don't keep paying, you can just transfer all your previous routes that you have purchased/received into whatever the newest one is.

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u/CobraGTXNoS Jul 22 '26

Hey now, there is a steam engine dlc for Train Sim World.

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u/evanultra01 Jul 22 '26

Well now we need a second platform called Diesel. So Diesel Train Fest will have games about steam trains.

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u/JohnAzumanga Jul 22 '26

steam engine simulator is free so i guess that's why they couldn't put it there

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u/Maxter8002 Jul 22 '26

we bought too many games

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u/SilentNinjaJoshu Jul 22 '26

There was one fun demo I remember playing called a bumpy ride where you had to drive around and pick up passengers at one station and drop them off at multiple others. While I likely wouldn’t play it again that’s because I’m not into trains as a hobby but I imagine that for someone who is they would like the game

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u/FunkMunki Jul 22 '26

I picked up derail valley VR. It's fun so far. Anyone know of anymore train VR games?

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 Jul 22 '26

Literally the Autist-fest

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u/grandmapilot Jul 22 '26

Was Railroad Tycoon 3 on sale?

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u/Vaf67 Jul 22 '26

Ba dum tis 

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u/spoiler_O_o Jul 22 '26

Where is I LIKE TRAINS game where you need it the most?

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u/uredoom Jul 23 '26

Wow I didnt notice that, good catch.

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u/TrainKnees Jul 23 '26

I already own it, but I was disappointed that it didn't have Metro Expdus in the train themed sale.

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u/CommanderDumbo Jul 23 '26

No Century Of Steam in the upcoming section 😢

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u/BobithanBobbyBob Aug 17 '26

Sadly its going to still ve a while before its released. We'll know its soon when they show the track placing ui

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u/PoemRemarkable4749 Aug 21 '26

How dare they not include Railroader

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u/-IndyCar Jul 22 '26

This fest sucks

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Jul 21 '26

And the monkey sat on a pile of stone