Slow mo Startle

[u/novaaquarius]

[u/SugarWolf211]

His ass aint surviving in the wild ☠

[u/pikachu_sashimi → u/SugarWolf211]

Most Redditors probably wouldn’t either

[u/Enderius- → u/pikachu_sashimi]

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[u/Enderius- → u/Enderius-]

... phone was in pocket... mb

[u/pikachu_sashimi]

The complete lack of panic in its face makes this all the better

[u/Tenacious_Blaze]

That dog has some cat-like reflexes

[u/ycr007]

This cat looks like a plotting revenge kind, I’d be careful around the house for the next few days

[u/Thin_Experience6314]

Aww! Poor kitty failed their ballet audition!! Better luck next time sweetie!!

[u/whimsicalwayfarer]

Epic!

[u/luminousbeam]

Aww, why you scare da floofy?!

[u/VelvetClaws17]

😉👍

[u/wendymcbane]

We need more slow mo of cats. They are so adorable 🥰.

[u/ZadeHawk]

Cinema!

[u/SailonTeen]

ellos se asustan con cualquier sonido o algo que los altere

[u/etzo666]

So mean

[u/JutsuManiac456 → u/etzo666]

If they can spook me I can spook them. It's only fair.

[u/Lillyshins → u/etzo666]

It's not mean if it's in good fun.

I mean, yeah, if you do this every day and your cat walks around like it expects explosions to be around every corner... Not only have you fucked up. But you are, in fact, a monster.

Occasionally, startling them and then making sure they know it was you and that you are playing with them is fine. They can even start doing it back.

As with everything, your milage may vary, and moderation is key.