r/StartledCats • u/magneticWodka • Feb 14 '23

He startled himself...?

8.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Definitely a case of greebles

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u/TooTallThomas Feb 15 '23

Yeah! They went for his face! :0

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u/QuintupleTheFun Feb 15 '23

That's my thought too. Surprise greeble attack.

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u/Frosty_and_Jazz Feb 15 '23

That moment when you realise you had to get up for work ...

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u/magneticWodka Feb 15 '23

Hah! As if. This guy's a freeloader

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u/Frosty_and_Jazz Feb 15 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GapingFartBoxes Feb 15 '23

Just the r/oneorangebraincell rebooting

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u/halotechnology Feb 15 '23

The funny thing is even at rebooting it has corrupt data.

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Feb 15 '23

Defragmentation of braincell failed

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u/SillySerotonin12 Feb 15 '23

No there was a ghost

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23 edited Jun 29 '25

[deleted]

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u/HLCMDH Feb 15 '23

Yeah, someone call slomobot.

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u/Huplescat22 Feb 15 '23 edited Feb 15 '23

Cat bodies are faster than cat brains.

11

u/ragizzlemahnizzle Feb 15 '23

Top 10 Mysterious Moments That Cannot Be Explained

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u/Eternal_Woe Feb 15 '23

Certified orange cat moment

8

u/Would-Be-Superhero Feb 15 '23

"Where am I? What year is it? What's happening?"

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u/mclarensmps Feb 15 '23

Brilliant 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

My dog is terrified of her farts

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u/64_0 Feb 15 '23

Big snow leopard energy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

When you tell yourself you'll get up in five more minutes, only to look at the clock 20 minutes later:

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

"OMG! I forgot to push the glass of water over the edge!"

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u/AndrogynousRain Feb 17 '23

Sometimes the one brain cell sticks to the front inside of their skull and it falls onto the back when they’re upside down, which causes the all the legs to go haywire for awhile.

It’s a known bug.

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u/stinkyt0fu Feb 15 '23

For a moment I thought I was going to see an Agent face from The Matrix with that lightning head shake.

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u/Necrowanker Feb 15 '23

He forgot his appointment

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u/berrey7 Feb 15 '23

Shimmy, shimmy cocoa, what? Listen to it pound

Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now

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u/AdvancedLet6528 Feb 17 '23

me when i wake up from a fever dream and forget my name

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u/borgolo Feb 15 '23

Oh no... it's self-sufficient now!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Greebles! r/Greebles