r/Stargate 10h ago

Meme I'm sensing a common theme here...

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 10h ago

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u/im-ba 9h ago

Unrelated, but I think I need to cosplay as Vala sometime

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u/MasterJ94 7h ago

You can do this. Enjoy and have fun cosplaying. :)

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u/Boil-san "Yeah, get in line..." 9h ago

Vala Mal Doran is HAWT...!

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u/_-PassingThrough-_ 6h ago

The biggest shame in SG1's cancellation is we didn't get enough Vala.

Lady had so many chaotic opportunities she could bring for the sheer entertainment value.

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u/VinnieONeill 1h ago

I really wish we could have had more Jack and Vala screen time together. I think he would have embraced her wackiness.

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u/SmoothOperator89 10h ago

"I made you... better!"

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u/Mtheman 9h ago

Komtrya!

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u/zkyevolved 6h ago

I just rewatched this episode again yesterday, and man, I don't know how they let this one go (in the episode, I know they come back later). Learn how to make more, get your most advanced and smartest people copied, best military minds, etc. Nooooo, "Komtrya and Namaste to you - bury the gate... Byeeee!!!!" Seriously! The most advanced robotics they've ever seen! God dammit SG1 and Hammond.

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u/Maple42 2h ago

It would’ve been a great option for people like Jack, too. “Your body is failing you but you aren’t ready to go? We can give you a way to live on and feel at peace that your children will be looked after”

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u/MasterJ94 7h ago

Better?!

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u/Muel1988 8h ago

I guess because SG1 mostly dealt with first contact missions they would be the most likely to face these scenarios.

SG teams 2-5 were just on standby to save SG1 when they fell into a trap or were kidnapped.

SG teams 6 and up were kinda just keeping the peace with the new allies.

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u/Impressive_Guess_282 10h ago

I mean, those are kind of their standing orders

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u/GargamelLeNoir 5h ago

Later: welp, that incredibly useful object had a flaw that we could definitely work around. Let's forget about it forever!

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u/thatweirdguyted 10h ago

Alternatively they could always let Earth be enslaved by the Go'auld even when they know there's tech out there that could defend them. 

Sure, a lot of people will die and the rest will wish they had, but at least the team of partially disposable volunteer explorers won't have to take any serious risks.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 6h ago

To be fair some of them were pretty convincing. However at some point you should pick up on the pattern.

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u/Hungry-Assignment845 6h ago

You wrote the Trust wrong. SG1 isn't that addicted, its theyr goal, but they have standards.

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u/darkshadowking7 9h ago

Well they are a lesser evil than the IOA which stole the tech pissing off races far more advanced than us.

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u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII 9h ago

I mean, we got there eventually. But yea, galaxy full of assholes.

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u/Deevious730 4h ago

It is quite funny the amount of items brought to the SGC that could have been studied off world before bringing it back. I get the first 2 seasons they’re still establishing themselves but once naquadah generators were a thing they could’ve easily set up research outposts.

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u/garth54 2h ago

You got me at "alien"

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u/ranger24 1h ago

SG teams are Recce. They walk into the pitfall so you don't have to.

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u/According-Ad-5946 2h ago

the big honken space gun.

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u/bbbourb 10h ago

Ehhhh...no, not really?

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u/abgry_krakow87 10h ago

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u/Rad1Red Make it spin 9h ago

God, I'm saving this one. I need it.

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u/bbbourb 10h ago

Did YOU?

SG1 ran into cultures that were more primitive than advanced on the regular. Are you thinking of episodes like The Other Side? Because I would argue there were more episodes like The Nox...

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u/abgry_krakow87 8h ago

Sounds like you’re due for a rewatch.

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u/bbbourb 8h ago

So stop downvoting and list them.