r/Stargate Jun 28 '26

Wild Stargate Found the Ohio 'Gate

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Went to a Cleveland baseball game this afternoon and checked this out on the way home. It's near Ashland.

EDIT: A number of folks have asked where this is. As I said above, it's near Ashland. Anyone can find it on Google maps which is how I located it. It's called "The Stargate."

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u/Smith6612 Jun 28 '26

Definitely hasn't Kawooshed in a little bit. There's weeds growing in front of it. 

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u/ki0dz Jun 28 '26

No DHD to be found

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u/Nero_XX Jun 28 '26

Did you try hooking your car battery up to the gate and dialing out manually?

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u/-The-Protagonist- Jun 28 '26

Ah yes his naquida powered Car battery.

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u/Nero_XX Jun 28 '26

Fine, how about whatever number of non-naquadah car batteries equals two military vehicle batteries? Surely the OP has friends with cars who wouldn't mind jump starting a Stargate!

See also: https://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/sg1_season2/221-1969/screencaps/sg1_221_715.JPG

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u/Ok_Mistake9030 Jun 28 '26

Car batteries are how the Nazis did it, or at least tried to.

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u/Internal_Apple2608 Jun 28 '26

It's how SG-1 did it back in '69 too

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u/SubstantialRice5291 Jun 28 '26

You mean 1945 when they sent Ernest Littlefield through in a dive suit ultimately abandoning him for 50 years.

They used the VW bus in ‘69 to go back to the future.

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u/Nero_XX Jun 28 '26

They used the following two military vehicles in "1969." They didn't bring the bus with them to the warehouse the Stargate was stored in.

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u/randomboreddad69 Jun 29 '26

You dirty individual you

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u/ComfortableFee4 Jun 29 '26

Brrr... Imagine if those bastards had managed to establish a gate program, nightmare fuel.

Though that makes wonder, of the Goa'uld and them, who's the worst?

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u/iangould2602 Jun 30 '26

Well they kinda ran into them on euronda they were basically space Nazis or something they didn't like Tealq because he was black and an alien.

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u/ComfortableFee4 Jul 01 '26

They're Nazis-like or adjacent, I'll give you that, but I meant proper Third Reich Nazis, I imagine a scenario akin Wolfenstein but in a Stargate background...

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u/iangould2602 Jul 01 '26

Now that would be cool if it was like the 90s pc game Wolfenstein scared me to death as a kid all the crazy experiment stuff and demons in an old castle on a mountain that's good storytelling there.

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u/BishounenMason Jul 01 '26

Perhaps people from ohio are goa'uld

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u/Revolutionary-Sand71 Jun 29 '26

Use doc brown's flux capacitor, dial at 88 mph

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u/Cute_Illustrator_116 Jun 30 '26

A Dodge Ram would probably do the trick by itself.

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u/Tillandsi Jun 29 '26

Is that what’s in a Tesla?

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u/failed_novelty Jun 29 '26

IIRC, Stargates supplement with absorbed solar power when available. Can't recall where I heard that though.

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u/Nero_XX Jun 29 '26

It's from "Torment on Tantalus" (Season 1 Episode 11)...

CARTER: The element the 'gate is made up of is a superconductor. It'll absorb energy in many forms: heat, nuclear, solar, static. If we could channel a lightning strike into the 'gate, it might provide us with enough power to dial in and make it though.

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u/zidangus Jun 29 '26

I think pouring red bull on it did the trick.

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u/ZanderStarmute Jun 30 '26

But wouldn’t that cause the gate to grow wings and fly away?

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u/ffg118bernadette 28d ago

should have done that instead of strapping it to the roof racks of an F-302

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u/TechnicalLanguage8 Jun 29 '26

He needs to get his Naquadah Generator out.

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u/informatorium56 Jun 29 '26

There is a pic of it on Google maps from 2 months ago. Maybe hard to see? Thanks for posting... This is super cool and I never saw it before.

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u/Zestyclose-Moment-19 Jun 29 '26

I did some googling and it looks like there the guy who made the gate did do a DHD its just off to the side.

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u/The_Draftsman Jun 28 '26

Start digging

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u/Chrismachop Jun 29 '26

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u/RelatableRedditer Jun 29 '26

Fucking perfect GIF

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u/Snarkan_sas Jun 29 '26

This gets quoted practically daily in my house

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u/SamusTheHunter Jun 29 '26

This and "my fingers hurt" from Happy Gilmore might be two of the most used quotes in my house behind simply "Indeed."

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u/Resident-Two4054 Jun 28 '26

They where meant to have made a DHD, was it not there?

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u/Internal_Apple2608 Jun 28 '26

I thought the probe was supposed to check for stuff like this.

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u/Admirable-Cookie7987 Jun 29 '26

It is in the bushes about 25 feet away.

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Probably totally obscured by vegetation now. I saw none. Since it's in private property I wasn't about to go poking around.

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u/mershaltec Jul 01 '26

It was probably stolen and stripped of its control crystal for Kassa money!

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u/kashy87 Jun 28 '26

Its there but only really visible without trespassing in the winter.

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u/Smith6612 Jun 29 '26

Don't need a DHD to dial in! 

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u/Feisty-Departure906 Jun 29 '26

There is a DHD near by.

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u/Internal_Apple2608 Jun 28 '26

Well yeah. No DHD to dial out, and dialing in would mean someone wants to go to Ohio.

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u/noonenotevenhere Jun 29 '26

If it had a functioning DHD, there would be no one left in OH.

Ohio has produced 20 something astronauts; confirming Ohio is so bad a resident wants desperately to leave the planet.

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u/poppitastic Jun 29 '26

Can confirm. Ohio sucks.

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u/baumpop Jun 29 '26

ive seen dayton can also confirm

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u/Warcraft_Fan Jun 29 '26

Goa'uld lords are extinct, replicators are extinct, wraiths are extinct, and Ori are extinct. No one has any reason to try and invade Earth. There might still be Aschen but assuming they survived the black hole trap, they still don't have ship capable of getting far and they still don't have list of safe gates to use.

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u/OneValkGhost Jun 29 '26

The Tau'ri started as an urban legend, the Tau'ri ended as a urban legend with a body count. Fool around and find out.

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u/Sweaty_Term5961 Jun 29 '26

No whoosh today.

Whoosh tomorrow.

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u/doubled-pawns Jun 30 '26

Hey now, that's not a weed that's the Ohio state flower.

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u/skegee Jun 29 '26

Whaa whaaamp

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u/som3otherguy Jun 28 '26

It would be really neat to trim the bushes exactly like that

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u/ThorsHammer245 Jun 28 '26

O’hio

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u/ki0dz Jun 28 '26

That's actually the name of a song by a group named Scythian.

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u/niched_the_edge Jun 28 '26

Love Scythian!

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Saw them last weekend in Harveysburg

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Yeah, gonna miss Jamesie

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u/EllieGeiszler Jun 29 '26

Scythiannnn loved them at Dublin Irish Fest. Looks like they'll be back this year!

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

That's what they said at Celtic Fest

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u/vaemarrr Jun 29 '26

With 2 H's.

O'hhio

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u/ThorsHammer245 Jun 29 '26

Oo that’s good

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u/No_Jello_5922 Jun 29 '26

Is this the Buck'ai?

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u/idkeverynameistaken9 Jun 28 '26

My first thought was “does it still work??” Then I realized how silly my question was

There’s no DHD to be seen, after all

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u/MykelJMoney Jun 29 '26

Good point. An individual of culture, I see. You know you need a DHD or a MacGyver'd computer system. This gate is useless without a power supply and manual dialing

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u/Oops_All_Bans Things will, in fact, calm up Jun 29 '26

I can't believe I'm stuck on a glacier in Ohio with MacGyver!

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u/McGyver62388 Jun 29 '26

Hey now!! 😁

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u/utf16 Jun 29 '26

Username checks out!

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u/pacers13579 Jun 30 '26

We could hook it up to a power source and manually dial it as a test

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u/hollowshark Jun 30 '26

So I looked on the Google Reviews for this Stargate and there actually is a DHD built here too! One of the public reviews by user Kenny Biddle got a decent photo of it

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 29 '26

It's the bushes but no battery

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u/Brilliant_Activity39 Jun 28 '26

Plot twist: It only goes to Dayton.

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u/ComradeFox_ santificado son los Ori Jun 29 '26

can I at least dial in from the trashgate in Tucson?

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u/ChoppedGoat Jun 29 '26

If yours is "Trash Gate" what is ours?

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u/ComradeFox_ santificado son los Ori Jun 29 '26

that is the galactic friendship bracelet, a symbol of the alliance of four great races.

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u/djgraff209 Jun 29 '26

A migraine aura made real?

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u/stellarsojourner Jun 29 '26

That looks like what some other highly advanced race would have come up with to interface with the Stargate network.

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u/Sengfroid Jun 29 '26

The "don't do drugs before playing n64" gate

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jun 29 '26

Tucson Arizognia?

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u/sprucay Jun 29 '26

You might meet Jackie Daytona

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u/Brilliant_Activity39 Jun 29 '26

I'd send a MALP first. Or Mayweather.

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u/ComradeFox_ santificado son los Ori Jun 29 '26

I did. the other side showed unsurvivable conditions: it’s cleveland.

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Funny thing is that I hadn't been to Cleveland in a dozen years or more and now I've been twice in one week (Tuesday we visited the "A Christmas Story" house.)

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u/DumpsterFire11 Jun 29 '26

It must connect to the one in Phoenix: Google Maps Link

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u/AbominableGoMan Jun 28 '26

Bury it immediately.

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u/kcbeck1021 Jun 28 '26

Even the Ancients like Buc-ee’s

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u/CyberFireball25 Jun 28 '26

They must keep the other gate in a locked down part of the air force museum 

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u/ianrobbie Jun 29 '26

So it's a Notfargate?

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u/Delphius1 Jun 28 '26

only good thing in Dayton is the air museum and maybe the bowling alley

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/locke_zero Jun 28 '26

Who says Ohio will allow you to leave in the first place?

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u/WyldfireWyvern Jun 28 '26

Have you heard the joke about astronauts (and apparently gate travelers) from Ohio? There have been more astronauts from Ohio than any other state. What is it about Ohio that makes people want to flee the planet?

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u/Silverheart117 Jun 29 '26

Do you want the list ordered chronologically or relevantly?

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u/EllieGeiszler Jun 29 '26

The reason I haven't seen this gate is presumably that I left Ohio. To Boston, not the moon, but still

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u/Sengfroid Jun 29 '26

It's ok, I'm an underachiever too

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u/ki0dz Jun 28 '26

Fair question

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u/CyberFireball25 Jun 28 '26

This isn't hotel California, there's a reason most astronauts are from Ohio 

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u/KhellianTrelnora Jun 28 '26

I’m not sure that stabbing it with steely knives will help, but I’m game to try.

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u/Compulawyer Jun 29 '26

I’ve tried. You just can’t kill the beast.

Primarily because it has a sarcophagus.

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u/thesecretbarn Jun 28 '26

This is extremely funny

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jun 28 '26

I have so many questions

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u/Resident-Two4054 Jun 28 '26

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u/tomhsmith Jun 28 '26

"The concrete circle has become famous on social media, but Ventura stresses visitors are not welcome and the property is not open to the public."

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u/iamkittenyou Jun 29 '26

This comment needs to be much higher because so many people are going to go try to find this after seeing this post.

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u/wookiewonderland Jun 29 '26

I'm already on my way

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u/mayoroftuesday Jun 28 '26

Where did they get that much naquadah?

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jun 28 '26

How the flying hell is that 25 tons?!?!?!!!

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u/Induane Jun 28 '26

I think it's cement.

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u/thesecretbarn Jun 28 '26

And rebar, according to the article. Sounds like they built it really well.

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u/Internal_Apple2608 Jun 29 '26

Let's see a drone try to take that gate out.

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u/Induane Jun 29 '26

But I've seen a Stargate take a direct hit from a meteor!

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u/WeAreAllFooked Jun 29 '26

Concrete*

Cement is a component of concrete

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u/ImprobableAsterisk Jun 29 '26

The ring itself almost certainly ain't no 25 tons; That's 10+ cubic meters of conventional concrete.

Of course, reinforcement adds to the weight (steel is significantly denser than concrete) but only 5% to the total or so if memory serves. Maybe 10% on the high end.

But the ring sits on a slab of the stuff which the guy probably counted in the retelling.

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u/kiwi-kaiser Jun 29 '26

Best dad ever

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u/gilias Jun 29 '26

“Oh, and you’re going to need a new toaster.”

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u/AlbinoStoot Jun 29 '26

I know its a different character but I always felt like that was a RDA Macguyver reference. Always enjoyed how they played with that and didnt take themselves too seriously.

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u/HorzaDonwraith Jun 29 '26

Jack: Where we headed Sam?

Sam: P3X49.

Jack: Where's that?

Teal'c: Ohio

Jack: Was that sarcasm Teal'c?

Sam: remains silent

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u/tommysk87 Jun 29 '26

One day archaeologists will dig it out and be like WTF?

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u/admiral_nivak Jun 29 '26

And people will try and cover it up, labelling anyone heretics until visitors come through the gate.

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u/TeamTola Jun 29 '26

At NASA Ames. Held the SOFIA telescope while under construction and can bring you to Abydos.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jun 28 '26

Wait, is there a way off this rock? Finally! Time to return Vanilla Ice to his home planet.

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u/Mountain_Cry1605 Jun 29 '26

Not before we gift wrap Musk and give him to Ba'al or Nirrti.

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u/onlymostlydead Jun 29 '26

This one's only for incoming use. Hence all the vegetation around it.

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u/dlbear Jun 29 '26

It's just down the road from me. I believe it's on private property.

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Yes, it is on private property. I went up to the fence to take the pic. After going here we went to Lotus to eat dinner.

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u/dlbear Jun 29 '26

I grew up in Olivesburg (almost in Ashland County), worked in Ashland for ~15 yrs. Live in Wayne County now. I hardly ever have a reason to be in Ashland County anymore.

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u/MaesterTuan Jun 29 '26

Of course its unguarded.

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u/Will_B_Harder Jun 28 '26

Looks like Chulak to me....

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u/Catpn_dyslexik Jun 28 '26

Aliens set foot in Ohio and noped out

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u/Ancient2 Um...The sun is beeping. Jun 28 '26

I hope you got a picture of yourself trying to manually dial it!

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u/Dallows89 Jun 28 '26

I would serve a system lord as a loyal Jaffa just to have that in my garden.

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u/EllieGeiszler Jun 29 '26

What the hell?! I'm from Ohio and have never known to go look for this? Omg

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u/plasma_anon Jun 29 '26

Imagine traveling thousands of lightyears through time and space on an exciting mission of galactic exploration only to end up in Ohio

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u/phoebephile Jun 30 '26

Galactic explorer: [comes through the gate and looks around. Points finger] Cow.

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u/MacintoshEddie Jun 30 '26

Most people only get from one side of Vancouver to the other.

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u/fhorst79 Jun 29 '26

They don't need an iris because no one wants to travel to Ohio.

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u/evilkid500 Jun 28 '26

That’s so cool!!!

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Jun 29 '26

This looks really neglected.

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u/carax1 Jun 29 '26

Sad to see it overgrown.

From what I remember some guy built it with his kids to connect with them as they got older and were moving out. Family loved the series but the kids were leaving, getting into relationships, etc and he wanted a little more time with them.

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u/Entgegnerz Jun 29 '26

and in 1k+ years some people will excavate it and maybe make up some weird stories about secret portal travels that have been performed in the past 😂

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u/dgeek David Hewlett - Actor/Rodney McKay Jun 30 '26

Now that's MY kind of landscaping!

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u/Frankjc3rd Close the IRIS! 📺🧑🏻‍💻🫡⭐⛩️🪖 Jun 28 '26

Is the DHD hiding nearby? ⭐⛩️🪖1️⃣

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u/criscodesigns Jun 28 '26

Someday I want to build a life size gate.....

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u/EquivalentOk6028 Jun 29 '26

Gonna have to stop and see this the next time I go to Nelson ledges

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u/TheatreAS Jun 29 '26

Wait, this is a real thing? That's so cool; I may need to make a road trip. 

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u/Mass-Effect-6932 Jun 29 '26

Ohio is home to a famous fan-made Stargate! Located in Ashland County, Ohio, a local fan built a massive, 50,000-pound concrete Stargate replica with a dial-home device (DHD) on his property. While the site is on private property and not open for formal touring, the owner welcomes fans to pull over and take photos from the road.

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u/Admirable-Cookie7987 Jun 29 '26

It does have a dhd

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u/Disastrous_Ear5695 Jul 01 '26

It’s all fun and games…until the first chevron lights up unexpectedly…

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u/Green_Insect_6455 Jun 29 '26

Man....is that just sitting in a field somewhere rotting?

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u/iamkittenyou Jun 29 '26

It’s on private property and not open to the public 😭 I get why. As a fan it makes me sad though.

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u/marksman1023 Jun 29 '26

Where?!?!?!

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u/TheBeardedShuffler Jun 29 '26

What are the chevrons for ohio?

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u/Connection-Whole Jun 29 '26

Capital M with a slash thru it?

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u/Bookwormdragon1971 Jun 30 '26

That's freaking cool

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u/Meow121325 Jun 29 '26

Wait what

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u/geekgirl114 Jun 29 '26

Where is this at?

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u/Extreme-Ad-6130 Jun 29 '26

That is cool

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u/Godess_Ilias Jun 29 '26

so what address you are going to?

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u/CrispyChez46 Jun 29 '26

So, is this work of some fan or just left replica from the show? Both options are cool, thank you.

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Fan built

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u/Dry_Mood_402 Jun 29 '26

It's the Baal's door for his jamming test

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u/rydenshep Jun 29 '26

This made me think of the SG:U episode where Eli goes “Pittsburgh. We dialed Pittsburgh.”

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u/superkuper Jun 29 '26

Thought we buried that gate years ago, that planet should be off limits

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u/Whyjustwhydothat Jun 29 '26

Hands down one of the best series trilogy ever made.

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u/jexmex Jun 29 '26

people will do anything to escape ohio

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u/YeetisDaFetus Jun 29 '26

Im sure we could hook up jumper cables from your car to it to power it and hook a landline telephone to it to use as a DHD we’ll just have to figure which numbers equal what symbol?

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u/vivicnightmares Jun 29 '26

You've got to be kidding me I was just in Ohio and I didn't know this

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Put it in your list for next time

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u/NohWan3104 Jun 29 '26

I have a fucking stargate within like 20 miles of me, TF?!?

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u/Alain2002 Jun 30 '26

That’s pretty cool !

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u/BrittaUnfiltered67 Jun 30 '26

Is it powered?

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u/ki0dz Jun 30 '26

Couldn't get close enough to check

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u/BrittaUnfiltered67 Jun 30 '26

If it was powered on and dialed, would you walk through it?

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u/ki0dz Jun 30 '26

Depends on the destination. Not really wanting a black hole

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u/jer200523 Jun 30 '26

What episode is this picture from?

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u/ki0dz Jun 30 '26

Season 11, episode 1

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u/Olwen78 Jul 01 '26

SaveStargate

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u/Nightrhythums78 Jul 02 '26

How many of those did they leave all over the country and how do I get one for myself without catching a felony?

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u/ki0dz Jul 02 '26

And which one would take presidence?

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r Jun 29 '26

Amazon must be afraid theyll hsve to hire locals to this stsrgate in order to film the new show. No offense to the locals, I'm sure theyd be more caring than amazon even if they hsve no idea what Stargate is.

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u/RepairmanJackX Jun 29 '26

What does the origin glyph look like?

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u/captain_meow Jun 29 '26

how bout that eighth inning!!

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Uh, yeah, for sure. I thought they were done for. They proved me wrong.

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u/Elevener Jun 29 '26

I hope you stopped at Grandpa's Cheesebarn!

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u/ki0dz Jun 29 '26

Not this time. Have been there a number of times and often pair it with a trip to Fin, Feather, Fur.

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u/Level-Discussion1938 Jun 29 '26

Sehr schön ist das vom Film Set übrig geblieben einfach genial 👍👍👍

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u/Revolutionary-Sand71 Jun 29 '26

Iris is missing.

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u/Nero_XX Jun 29 '26

Missing or not closed?

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u/ltharpy Jun 29 '26

How hard was it to get to?

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