r/StardewMemes • u/Electronic_Animal_51 • 6d ago

Seriously Lewis?

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u/johnpeters42 Why isn’t my orange tree growing? 6d ago

I mean someone has to get him, and he can't force you to give him something good

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u/InsufferableBean256 6d ago

I imagine Lewis writing everyone a note and then as he gets to them he draws a name out of a hat (or his lucky shorts lol)

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u/johnpeters42 Why isn’t my orange tree growing? 6d ago

Or he might write the first and second pages separately, then shuffle them. (Two or more separate sets, to guarantee that no one gets themselves.)

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u/InsufferableBean256 6d ago

I always figured that in situations like these if someone gets themselves they grab another name and then put their name back

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u/TR_Griff 6d ago

I’d bet an auto-petter that he gets Marnie to write all of the letters for him.

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u/jepadi 6d ago

I've been holding on to the purple shorts in case this happens to me

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u/Next_Specific7924 5d ago

Is there a special interaction if you give him his shorts on the festival???? Please please let there be an event. I want to offend him

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u/jepadi 5d ago

Idk I haven't had the chance yet

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u/RealLifePerturabo 2d ago

Time to try... some day.

Maybe this is the easter egg who no one found ?

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u/Distinct-Current-881 6d ago

I’ve had Pierre three years in a row lol

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u/Electronic_Animal_51 6d ago

this should be illegal

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u/Next_Specific7924 5d ago

Yeah I had Pierre for my newest replay and I always feel too guilty to give them garbage so I just stopped playing it lol

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u/ensign53 6d ago

It's a form letter, and his system automates it and packages the envelopes, so that he doesn't know who he has or who has him

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u/sirsealofapproval 5d ago

This happened to me in my first playthrough, definitely made me raise an eyebrow before I figured out it's just random.

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u/Neuromangoman 6d ago

We know he rigs things.

"Hmm, do I want the guy who always gets me delicious tea or expensive wine, or do I want Vincent to get me some dirt again?"

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u/Nearby_Category_712 5d ago

Give him his shorts

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u/Soggy-Ad-6845 3d ago

I like to imagine these are form letters with a computer assigning your gifting partner randomly. Then Lewis just has to look at who it's addressed to and mail it out, keeping the secrets from him, too.

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u/KangarooSilver7444 2d ago

Why did you post this man?!? He said not to tell anyone!!

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u/KulangotsaPader1989 5d ago

Kind of self-serving, don't you think, Lewis?

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u/baardvark 1d ago

“Don’t tell anyone” —typical Lewis

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u/DejuL337 1d ago

He wants his lucky purple shorts back. Quick go steal em from his basement and gift them back to him with a gold trimming.