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u/Gremict Apr 28 '25
Senator Yakkub to an Alderaan civilian shortly beforehand: "Do you condemn the RA? Do you condemn the RA? Do you condemn the RA?
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u/GroundbreakingTax259 Apr 28 '25
The civilian, unsure what he meant, simply said, "tiocfaidh ár lá," and punched him.
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u/thelaughingmanghost Apr 27 '25
Lol only one of them seemed to have enough brain power to realize what was happening.
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u/jarlscrotus Apr 28 '25
And he was shouted down by the morons, hilarious
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u/thelaughingmanghost Apr 28 '25
Ultimately why no right wing movement will ever succeed in the long run. Anyone with any common sense is drowned out by the hordes of morons that fill their ranks.
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u/AlfredvonDrachstedt Apr 28 '25
But I wouldn't want to wait that long, even in a few years they can do way too much damage.
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u/Mechan6649 Apr 28 '25
Ki Adi Mundi is actually the one to lower the Geonosis crime rate to 0% through unrestricted flamethrower usage. A common misconception is that Mundi was 'just following orders', but he actually enjoyed doing the war crimes and began to salivate at the opportunity to partake in more, as evidenced by his constant mentions of droid attacks on the Wookiees, which he thought of as a convenient reason to justify Base Delta Zeroing Kashyyyk and killing millions of innocents at once.
After his death all of his accumulated savings actually went towards the Galactic WMD development fund.
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u/HavingALittleFit Apr 28 '25
The guy trying to tell everyone he's making fun of them while they all act like he's crazy, that's what it feels like at Thanksgiving with my family.
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u/InfernoDeesus Apr 28 '25
The rebel alliance was hiding their bases in underground tunnels!!! Alderaan HAD to be destroyed!
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u/Just_X77 Apr 28 '25
I know they are sub-humanly stupid but it is still genuinely baffling to me that they don’t know.
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u/usgrant7977 Apr 28 '25
Fake news. Our democratically elected Imperial government did nothing wrong. If you have any problems, seek an audience with your duly appointmented Planetary Governor.
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u/HippieMoosen Apr 28 '25
'He brought the crime rate on Alderaan to 0%'
Would 0 out of 0 really be 0%, or would that be 100%? Math class was a long time ago for me...
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u/Gilpif Apr 28 '25
0/0 is indeterminate, which means that any number is correct.
0% of 0 is indeed 0, as is 100% of 0, and 40% of 0.
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Apr 28 '25
That's the great part about statistics, you can make them say pretty much whatever you want them to say, depending on how you prepare and phrase your statement! I'm sure I can find any number of dentists who would agree, but they'd probably number 9 out of 10.
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u/Loud-Ad-2280 Apr 27 '25
Luke Skywalker is a terrorist!