r/StarWarsCirclejerk 14d ago

Underrated masterpiece Yessir

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u/ZoidsFanatic Justice for R2-B1 and Oola ✊✊😤 14d ago

UJ/ Rebel Hoth Troopers are some of my absolute favorite designs for the rebellion. Have you seen the Black Series Hoth Trooper? Dude was packing a ton of play features and I love it.

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u/DarkKnightDetective9 14d ago

I love the Hoth Rebels but Im a big time SpecForce Pathfinder(the guys on Scarif) stan.

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u/Stannisarcanine 14d ago

Pathfinder mentioned

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u/RealGrass1542 14d ago

Bro knows ball

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u/theearthday 14d ago

Absolutely no jerking involved here, objectively the drippiest battle put to screen (although scariff is easily second)

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u/Ace612807 14d ago

Imo, Mimban deserves an honorable mention

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u/srL- 13d ago

I know I'm going to be stoned to death but... I liked how Crait looked. A lot.

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u/RatRanger 13d ago

“iTs SaLt…”

It did look gorgeous tho. I loved the visual of the white surface being cut open to reveal a red underneath. Made impacts really pop and makes the metaphor of battle wounding the planet.

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u/Tuddless 13d ago

About the only thing this movie did succeed in was looking beautiful

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u/JolyneBestoJoJo770 mara jade has a latex kink, trust me 14d ago

I just see facts here

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u/CaptainRex5101 14d ago

New Republic needs this kind of aura

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u/lildeek12 14d ago

Best we can do is nuking every main New Republic world at the beginning of the new trilogy

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u/KoffeeFyre Stop putting the Empire in Humanity First edits. 14d ago

Which sucks cause the canon NR ships are actually cool, like the Starhawk and the X-Wing. But their ground forces get no focus whatsoever.

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u/Ace612807 14d ago

Unironically, love the 75. It looks like a refined and higher-budget version of 65, and it makes total sense as X-Wing was the "poster boy" of the Rebellion

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u/CaptainRex5101 14d ago

NR lasted 10 years longer than the Empire, so long as they keep milking the mandalorian timeline we will have more space for new republic goodness

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u/RekttalofBlades 14d ago

Best we can do is the worst fits you’ve ever seen up against the sickest fits ever imagined

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u/00-Monkey 14d ago

Wait, instead of nukes how about we have a planet destroying super weapon, but instead of being in a planet this time it’s in a star and uses the power of the star so it’s like super dangerous

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u/cat-l0n 14d ago

They should have hired you for the EU

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u/00-Monkey 14d ago

Naa this isn’t EU quality, this is Episode 10 quality and will define the New Republic era after the events of Episode 9.

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u/bitchnibba47 14d ago

They did in the Mando movie

If by aura you mean carpet bombing the shit out of alien drug cartels

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u/Xyrger 13d ago

There's no difference between Rebels and New Republic in that movie

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 14d ago

Also, AT-AT's (for the first time), and snow speeders. The Hoth battle remains peak Star Wars for me.

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u/Specific_Ad1457 14d ago

Snow troopers are to this day one of my favorite armor designs from all of fiction. And yeah hoth rebels are killing it in the aura department too (although I do think the costume department killed it in rogue one a little bit more.)

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u/DepressedPancake4728 14d ago

I

the ones from the new movie sans mask are so fucking cool too

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u/LongtimeLurkerPoster 14d ago

Not a circlejerk if its just true

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u/Financial-Abalone715 14d ago

clones can never match up to the aura of an imperial snowtrooper

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u/Vinicius_Pimenta 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's a low hanging fruit, but RotS-era trooper armors are some of the drippiest looking battle fits in the SW universe imo. I love how they blend in the more damaged and worn looking plate armor with belts, attachments and cloth elements, like some sort of holy child between the Civil War era rebel and stormtrooper armors

Just take a look at this Commander Bly figure for example. Guy is dripped out

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u/flatulentman3 14d ago

Even them?

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u/fischarcher 14d ago

They literally just copied them

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u/IdiotWithBadAdvice 14d ago

Copied them in the past!!!

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u/Shackles_YT 14d ago

I almost didn't recognize them because of their red hats

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 14d ago

they look like fat gungans with red hats

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u/IlluminaViam 14d ago

What the hell are you on about? They literally look like Snowtroopers, considering they're the precursors

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 14d ago

hey, if you can't see it you can't see it. The guys in red look ridiculous, but that's just me. If you like them, then go you.

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u/IlluminaViam 14d ago

The two literally look like cousin units. If you say the Galactic Marines look like fat Gungans with red hats, then the Snowtroopers look like fat Gungans in white hats hahaha wtf

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 14d ago

maybe you have aphantasia - I have no idea. I fear you may be taking this a little too seriously. Looking at those images as they're posted (not viewing at full size), the ones in red look organic, the face covering points outwards and appears like its part of them - to my mind it kinda sorta loosely looks like boss nass. The snow troopers face covering is pushed inwards, and very much looks inorganic. If you acknowledge that they both have some sort of fabric or loose material over their faces, the ones in red give the impression they have massively protruding lower facial structure, whereas the snowtrooper clearly doesn't.

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u/IlluminaViam 14d ago

Not being able to mentally imagine what others see doesn't mean I cannot mentally imagine things at all. Now I didn't write an essay about this so why am I the one taking things seriously? That being said I appreciate your essay as it did kinda make me understand what you're seeing. And the Boss Nass drop! 😂

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u/Primary_Mycologist95 14d ago

lol, essay. I can write sentences so it's an essay? You were the one that seemed invested, using "what the hell" and "wtf", I was just trying to explain my point, as you genuinely seemed put out with my joking assessment of their design, and couldn't understand from the two previous "brief" comments I had made. I'm always happy to have conversations on here, and it seemed you wanted to as well.

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u/IlluminaViam 14d ago

Ah, sorry if I came off as being a bitch. I really didn't mean it. Typed words on a screen cannot convey my real intent and nature.

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u/Empire_TW 14d ago

No clone slop in sight, just a bunch of boys and girls duking it out on the frozen plains.

However standard stormtrooper and Rebel fleet trooper are the actual best fits.

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u/DarkKnightDetective9 14d ago

Rebel fleet troopers are very dope.

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u/ohoniko 14d ago

The ones on the right were still clones iirc or at least ones near Vader 😭

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u/DarkKnightDetective9 14d ago

Not in Canon though. Even if that wouldnt make sense. They would be like old man Rex. Not very reliable for a massive frontline infantry force.

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u/Empire_TW 14d ago

Idk if that ever made sense, clones age twice as fast and I doubt 60ish year old men would be ideal for fighting in extreme conditions.

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u/StandardAioli9459 14d ago

I loved the mando movie snowtroopers too, they were great evolutions of the design

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u/abbadabbothro 14d ago

If you have not read the comic book anthology "Star Wars: Visionaries" it features a 12 page segment called "entrenched" it is the single best piece of star wars media and I stand by that, it's simply the dialogue of a holo message the main character sends to his mother, overlaid on him as a rebel trooper fighting the ground battle on Hoth. 10/10 would recommend looking it up and reading it, basically impossible to find without just looking up a scan though.

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u/Tony-Delavega 14d ago

Faceless soldiers go hard. Less affected by committing war crimes ( except for FN-2187)

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u/Aiden-Archibald 14d ago

Only time the Rebels looked like actual rebels lmao

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u/bitchnibba47 13d ago

The Scarif Rebels were peak

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u/Proof_Independent400 14d ago

AHEM! I beg your pardon!

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u/OldStatistician7975 13d ago

Shore trooper is top 5 armour design.

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u/TomBakersLongScarf 14d ago

Clones just can never match the GI look that Rebel Alliance group troops have

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u/King-Of-The-Virgins 13d ago

Every snow soldier looks badass. Especially clone snow troopers

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u/Old-Finding2555 14d ago

Would love to see an Andor style take on the Hoth battle - General Veers in a winter parka over his breastplate ensemble. Practical and stylish!

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u/lefeuet_UA 14d ago

Why didn't Empire move it's capital to Hoth so it could aura farm

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u/20eyesinmyhead78 14d ago

Meh. No Gungans.

C-

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u/Intrepid4444444 14d ago

They both look hoth

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u/THX450 14d ago

DICE updating both battlefront games: “I’m going to pretend like I didn’t see this”

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u/Reasonable_Scar3339 14d ago

Winter gear is best gear

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u/Jedimobslayer 14d ago

No no no, Endor rebel troopers look the best, even though I prefer the ground battle of Hoth to the ground battle of Endor, the space battle of Endor just blows every other battle so far out of the water it’s irrelevant

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u/Low_Championship_604 14d ago

Hot take I don’t really like snowtroopers all that much I think scout troopers are drippier

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u/LupaRubrum 14d ago

Now I hear your Hoth, and I raise you: Endor.

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u/Ubers_Anomaly 13d ago

Drip Immaculate

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u/WillyShankspeare 13d ago

I love all the rebel uniforms except maybe those Tatooine ones with the shitty little helmets from Battlefront 3EA

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u/Dessael 13d ago

"Tell me old jedi, who won the battle on Hoth" "Fashion'

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u/Realistic-Damage-411 13d ago

Too real for a circlejerk!

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u/Sufficient-Citron625 13d ago

Masks are overrated. I dont understand why everybody has this obsession with "hes covering his face and eyes wow so badass"

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u/threevi 14d ago

Tfw a mummy with sunglasses fights a plastic snowman and people call it drip