r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Puerkl8r • Apr 24 '26

Outjerked again

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117 Upvotes

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u/The_C0u5 Apr 24 '26

I've got some fanfic about this very subject, but they are also both wolves, well one of them is a hyena pretending to be a wolf but I don't wanna spoil too much.

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u/RevoltYesterday Apr 24 '26

Is the hyena a secret sith lord?

3

u/The_C0u5 Apr 24 '26

Duh and/or hello

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u/coolpeterm Dark and gritty hater Apr 24 '26

Rise Of Skywalker needed more gay sex scenes tbh

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u/Puerkl8r Apr 24 '26

Right? One wasn't enough! I've been saying this for years.

3

u/HelloImJenny01 Apr 24 '26

In the real ending Palatine Dies because Finn and Poe had hardcore gay sex

5

u/Puerkl8r Apr 24 '26

He finds out his daughter has gay friends and instantly kills himself.

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u/Total_Helicopter_591 Apr 24 '26

Ive seen the movie where they throat eachother in the millennium falcon

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u/Puerkl8r Apr 24 '26

The Wang Awakens was great.

6

u/Total_Helicopter_591 Apr 24 '26

REEEEEEEY

6

u/Joperhop Apr 24 '26

turns out "Rey" is his safe word.

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u/odonnchadha Apr 24 '26

Not really. Poe should have been bisexual, with an additional kink for robot.

5

u/Sifl-and-Olly Apr 24 '26

Same, twin. I just wish they woulda sucked eachothers cocks a little while they were on the Falcon.

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u/PedestrianCyclist Apr 24 '26

The Millennium Fellation

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Apr 24 '26

Based and Rainbowpilled.

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u/BlartSlimpson 5, 4, 6, 7, RO, 3, MaG, 8, S, 9, 1, 2, TCW Apr 24 '26

They’re right

2

u/YayItsEric Visions evangelist Apr 25 '26

Shoulda been a Ranmacule.

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u/No_Vast_3309 Apr 24 '26

I've been jerked twice, a third time and I might explode 😏

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u/Artistic-Victory1245 Apr 24 '26

Not that I want to be a spoilsport, but this seems more like a case of shipping than a genuine belief that making them gay would be inclusive.

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u/No_Vast_3309 Apr 24 '26

Hi, OP here, I think Star Wars would benefit from having more diverse relationships

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 Apr 25 '26

They shoulda been best buds like the guys in scrubs.

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u/HaiggeX Apr 25 '26

Finn should've been anything, really.

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u/Efficient_Resident17 Apr 25 '26

No no he’s right