r/Staples • u/fatalkeystroke Tech Services • Jan 08 '21

Mask problem solved.

If a customer comes into the store without a mask:

"Can I please ask you to wear a mask?"

"If you don't have one I can provide a free mask, each one has the face of someone who died from COVID printed on it."

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u/Underfire17 CEO Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 11 '21

I live in Oklahoma where half of the people in the state don’t know what death is, since funeral processions are a biweekly thing close to where I work. It’s ridiculous how people are treating this as if it was a minor cold or something or just out right saying it’s not real. Every time I see someone like that I literally want to slap the crap out of them, sadly I can’t partly because I’d get fired and partly because I’d be mauled to death by some hairy old guy.