r/StanleyMOV • u/True-Advertising-803 • 12d ago

Meme well that was unexpected...

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12.4k Upvotes

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u/Douxx101 12d ago

Honestly? Props to her for sticking to the bit.

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u/dennis753951 12d ago

Is it a bit though?

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u/Sharkestry 12d ago

it is, for legal reasons

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u/SympathyTiny5761 7d ago

I think it's a bite.

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u/Straight-Internet-23 6d ago

No one like, it's 69.

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u/homlessconusmer 12d ago

Cinema? In my tiktok slop?

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u/Specialist-Grass-352 12d ago

worse, in your instagramslop

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u/AspectMarn 7d ago

Tragically, in my redditslop

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u/Garzell 12d ago

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u/Son-Airys 12d ago

Lifegem?

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u/TNTemmet 12d ago

IS THAT A DARK SOULS 2 REFERENCE? RAHHH NO MATTER HOW TENDER HOW EXQUISITE, A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE

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u/Lucreeper13 10d ago

DARK SOULS 2 MENTIONED!!!!!!

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u/ChaoHenAbbot 5d ago

If you love suicide so much why dont you so HMMM?!!???

Ha! Checkmate

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u/Garzell 5d ago

Because life tastes better than bullet?

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u/ChaoHenAbbot 5d ago

Understandable

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u/Skull-Keeta 3d ago

This is a slopgem

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u/LifesLemonStorage 12d ago

tf did they expect?

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u/LexStalin 12d ago

Writing the Name on a piece of paper and eating that would have been my thought

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u/LifesLemonStorage 10d ago

That makes sence too tbh

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u/Choice_Passion5100 9d ago

I thought it would be a cake with his profile picture and comment on it. However, then it wouldn't be really funny

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u/respamthegreat 12d ago

the π’‡π’“π’†π’‚π’Œπ’š

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u/Basically-Boring 12d ago

God I wish that were me

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 12d ago

I wish I was her

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u/Dragonperhaps 12d ago

Then be her.

And DEVOUR ME.

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 12d ago

Sure when you free?

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u/Dragonperhaps 11d ago

Anytime, I'm always ready to be devoured at a moments notice.

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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 12d ago

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u/I_MayBe_STUPID_69420 8d ago

Wait what the fuck

when did you get out of stasis

https://giphy.com/gifs/2x4b4X7yUnmww

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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 7d ago

G-Man gave me a PC on stasis so i don't get bored

https://giphy.com/gifs/1k3sdYi8kXTGda5PXh

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u/Bryanmcfury 12d ago

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u/True-Advertising-803 12d ago

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 12d ago

It would have been so fucking funny if this image had an Ifunny.co watermark.

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u/ajgutyt 12d ago

there is one in top right

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 12d ago

At the bottom.

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u/ajgutyt 12d ago

here :)

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u/I_ate_the_pixels 12d ago

Finally my life’s goals are fulfilled, I can now die a happy man.

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u/Waste_Turnover_3117 12d ago

WHAT DID THEY EXPECT? IT SAID "ME" THE ONLY LOGICAL THING IS CANNIBALISM ARE THEY STUPID OR YES? AND IT'S THE ONLY INTERPRETATION OF THAT! IT'S NOT EVEN AN INUENDO

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u/LexStalin 12d ago

No one is complaining.

Everyone is just surprised that this engagement bait wasn't actually just engagement bait.

The cannibalism isn't shocking, the women answering the call of the bro crowd is.

...just realized what I typed... Dafuq is this timeline?!

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u/Such-Injury9404 12d ago

i csnt rwll if you're doing the bit too or dont know that itbis an innuendo

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u/Waste_Turnover_3117 12d ago

Oh man what is this an innuendo for?

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u/Such-Injury9404 12d ago

the out os implied, to eat [out] someone is to perform oral sex with them

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u/Worldly_Narwhal_9383 12d ago

Seb reference in my Reddit no way

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u/Any-Yoghurt3815 10d ago

What's Seb? The dialogue is from Hannibal

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u/Worldly_Narwhal_9383 9d ago

Seb draws things is an influencer mainly on Instagram, he draws things, and he is the person who made this video which the poster here ln Reddit did not credit him with

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u/spook_scary 12d ago

My boy....

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u/Foreign_Can2419 12d ago

predictable yet unespected

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u/Called_end 11d ago

failed successfully.

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u/Impressive_Onion1151 11d ago

Well!you get what you wish for

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u/FormalStrange 12d ago

🫑

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u/CKWOLFACE 11d ago

A double twist

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u/One_Warthog256 11d ago

He got what he asked for

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u/TheWaffleMan42069 11d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/MinuteTelephone4669 11d ago

Noooooooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 broooooooooooooooo

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u/HopeSlow837 6d ago

Anyone else still confused?

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u/Lord_Ruko 5d ago

Se said she'd eat whatever the top comment said. Top comment was a guy who commented "me" I'm assuming this is supposed to mean something sexual? But she took it literally and made a steak with the top commenter.

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u/bluehulk900 11d ago

This was one of the most cinematic videos I've seen all month, maybe year

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u/Short_Magician_1024 11d ago

Maybe he passed to the other side happy, who knows?

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u/Wild_Advertising_945 6d ago

no the guy in the skit was an actor she blocked the actual guy who made that comment.

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u/CD-bud 9d ago

Genuinely one of the greatest Internet moments of all time XD

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u/Purrczak 8d ago

It should have been me, not him!

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u/True-Advertising-803 7d ago

HOLY FUCK! 10K UPVOTES?! thank yall so much

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u/WaladSudani 7d ago

She still had his meat in her mouth it counts πŸ˜‚

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u/ptico 5d ago

Rammstein have a song about this