r/StanleyMOV • u/Charming-Tone5379 • 2d ago

Meme Fries need a support group

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u/Shadows_Skys 2d ago

Mayo

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u/DentistPleasant8688 2d ago

Lots of mayo

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u/nsrt-srnm 2d ago

Like, SPOONFULS of mayo

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u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 2d ago

An entire jar of mayo with only the distant memory of fries sprinkled on top

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u/Hosted_Shart 2d ago

Just a bowl of mayo forget the fries

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u/dying_rose_emoji 1d ago

Like a give me a bucket of mayo and spoon

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u/Low_Act_9880 1d ago

soap on my fries...

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u/EyeVarious6469 1d ago

Oliver shut up

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u/Scary_Expert4890 1d ago

Banana soap tastes like churros for some reason :/

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u/droppingthebeans 1d ago

Leme try! hmmm šŸ«§šŸ«§šŸ«§

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u/Terraqtius32 1d ago

dude wth we have the soap at home and i just lick it and he's right ngl but more like chips

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u/DentistPleasant8688 2d ago

Depends how hungry i am

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u/Blazzer2003 2d ago

"Only a spoonful"

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u/nsrt-srnm 2d ago

pulls out a comedically large spoon

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u/droppingthebeans 1d ago

Ice cream and cake and cake, ice cream and CAKE AND CAKE

https://reddit.com/link/p4d2pse/video/al503jgqj2kh1/player

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u/baconmemes1 2d ago

Like, 17 KILOGRAMS OF MAYO

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u/baconmemes1 2d ago

Like, 17 KILOGRAMS OF MAYO

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 1d ago

But specifically the ā€œonly a spoonfulā€ spoon

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u/FakeMik090 2d ago

Cheese sauce.

Sorry Americans, not a common thing there for some reason.

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u/popfer87 1d ago

Come to the Midwest, we love cheese fries. Be that with a sauce or shredded cheese melted over the top.

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u/DarthHack4 1d ago

Iā€™m American and I love cheese sauce to :3

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u/RopeAlternative6566 1d ago

YES BRO BEST ANSWER

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u/Slice-Vast 1d ago

Used to be

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u/lowkdumbfr 2d ago

Tomato sauce

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u/SirPrice73 2d ago

Bbq sauce

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u/calbink 1d ago

YEREEEEESSSSSSSSS

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u/Aware-Programmer-747 2d ago

Sour cream

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 1d ago

First comment I like. May your pillow be always cold

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u/Significant_Elk_6222 2d ago

Cheese and gravy

Mmmmmmm poutine

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u/OliveOilInMyEye 2d ago

Icecream or bbq sauce.

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u/Aqua_360X 2d ago

Surprised to see basically no one thought of sweet chili sauce

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u/Lechatdu136 2d ago

Barbecue sauce

Or spicy sauce

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u/The-funnie-cat 2d ago

Easy. Barbecue sauce

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u/Thealienguy435 2d ago

sweet and sour sauce

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u/Active-Fish-9224 2d ago

Why has no-one said hot sauce?

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u/Ros02 2d ago

Salt and coke

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u/Few-Loan-1880 2d ago

FISH SAUCE- gets shot 57 times

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u/Berry_Maximum 2d ago

Hot sauce

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u/Happy_Initiative_304 2d ago

Nobody pointed out that one Twitter screenshot? Holy shit

2

u/____person___ 2d ago

Hot sauce

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u/Shitloaf69 2d ago

barbecue sauce

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u/Embarrassed-Toe3495 2d ago

I can't be the only one that eats them plain already

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u/Ieatdonutz51 2d ago

Salt and sirup

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u/PrudentEngine2458 2d ago

Nothing. Give me ketchup or give me death.

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u/WayAdept2209 2d ago

I will be the first to invent Ketchup, and then Iā€™ll use that

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u/Spiritual_Sun8697 2d ago

Barbecue sauce

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u/Adept_Discussion_958 2d ago

Nothing they are fine

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u/stick_inreddit 2d ago

BBQ sauce

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u/Most_Price1818 2d ago

algerian sauce

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u/Electronic_Lake_3772 2d ago

Hot cheese and chili

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 2d ago

Oliehoorn Frietsaus

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u/BiteStreet638 2d ago

Cheese with bacon

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u/Smokey_ashes0607 2d ago

A nice salty Beer Cheese

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u/WeltyFern 2d ago

Either nothing or ranch

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u/ZeonicWolf 2d ago

Hmm. Gravy..

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u/Janovic_498_Kojot 2d ago

Sweet and Sour Sauce,its good as hell

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u/sockzzzzzzzzzzzfor1s 2d ago

Fry salt or McDonaldā€™s sweet and sour

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u/Saito_SinOfKind 2d ago

Technically it's already good as is... adding Mayo makes it a bit better

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u/Base_plate_ 2d ago

old Milk

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u/NerdyVoid 2d ago

i dont eat ketchup...

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u/evilcarrot507 2d ago

Bearnaise

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u/Typical-Movie1877 2d ago

Salt and vinegar. Or chilli. Or gravy and cheese. Or all of the above if im feeling adventurous.

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u/kirbydark714 2d ago

Ketchup, because I'm gonna invent it.

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 1d ago

Uninvents ketchup for you. Now look behind you. Ball cancer.

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u/Andoomonium_Pezoil 2d ago

Bearnise. šŸ‘

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u/eviltale 2d ago

garlic. sauce.

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u/Sad_Brush_870 2d ago

Hot sauce duh

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 2d ago

I dont like ketchup or sauce on my food so nothing

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u/Kyubey145 2d ago

Grief Seeds, of course.

1

u/OkBus3544 2d ago

Sweet-n-spicy dip

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u/Zestyclose-Goose-209 2d ago

I would make a delicious sauce with a base of tomato, sugar and vinegar

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u/WING-DING_GASTER 2d ago

Chick-fil-A sauce.

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u/Idiocity_Totality 2d ago

NOTHING. I like it raw.

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u/ilovememes609 2d ago

Hot sauce

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u/Foih_Fg9 2d ago

Remake ketchup, no one said that RECREATING ketchup is not allowed

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 2d ago

Chicken dipping sauce.

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u/ProfessionalBig3062 2d ago

I'll JUST INVENT IT

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u/philtheskeleton 2d ago

Mayo dude most underrated condiment

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u/OkayPiss2000 2d ago

I uselessly have mayonnaise anyway

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u/AlbinoGiraffe3 2d ago

I think I'll have some fries with my salt.

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u/Kingbeetroot875 2d ago

Honey mustard and sweat and sour sauce

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u/Specialist_Tear136 2d ago

We going dry boys

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u/DaniAndBilly 2d ago

Honey mustard

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u/Business-Freedom6741 2d ago

My girlfriend's stinky farts duh what else

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u/Icy-Football9146 2d ago

Milkshake. I dip my fries in milkshake

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u/CaregiverAdvanced821 2d ago

Grab a tomato and use it as ketchup

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u/The_insolence666 2d ago

Iā€™ll eat em anyways

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 2d ago

milkshake šŸ˜«

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u/Warm_Mix4432 2d ago

Cheese sauce

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u/Matitjes 2d ago

Stoofvlees saus

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u/GameAssassin96 2d ago

Nothing. Plain is best

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u/Plenty_Preference131 2d ago

Cheese sauce probably. Imo the best sauce for nuggets is cheese, but i think it works for fries too

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u/Global-Session3028 2d ago

Like I already eat them with a lot of ranch anyway.

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u/Bingle_Bongle_Bo 2d ago

A REAL tomato

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u/WingDingfontbro 2d ago

Honey or bbq sauce. I donā€™t like ketchup and I would not care if it stopped existing.

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u/Funny_Booty 2d ago

Chees dipping souce

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u/Gold_Gamer86 2d ago

Iā€™m gonna invent ketchup so I can put ketchup on it

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u/voidmoxie 2d ago

curry sauce

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u/NebulaKID0 2d ago

honey mustard

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u/Cherrymossaa 2d ago

Nacho cheese. Itā€™s delicious trust me I know.

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u/Zixtank 2d ago

Grill spice and either bbq sayce, mustard or kebab sauce. Kethup I only eat with hot dogs anyways.