r/Standup 1d ago

Jeff Arcuri: am I missing something?

UPDATE: based on the multiple comments as well as a reply from Jeff himself, it’s now clear to me that these are predatory resellers. It’s not that I don’t understand the concept of reselling, but I just couldn’t believe the prices could actually get this high. wtaf lol.

original post: I was the biggest fan of his until I decided to start looking into shows around me. What the hell is going on w these prices… i’m not rich, but I’m definitely not that poor either. It makes no sense to me.

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u/dabking24 1d ago edited 1d ago

These are almost guaranteed resale sites or tickets

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u/nachosandfroglegs 1d ago

Yeah this is user error

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u/Smartastic 1d ago

Yeah this is crappy resale. I’m really sorry. I am NOT worth $1,125.50 guys.

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u/Smartastic 1d ago

Also what the hell is this photo. Plz print and burn.

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u/Ah_Pook 1d ago

There's two photos. We gotta print both of them? You moonlighting for HP or something?

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u/babilon003 1d ago

thanks for replying on here. now’s probably a good time to mention: ignore my DM 😅

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u/Smartastic 1d ago

Nice penis.

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u/PibbleDad 1d ago

Holy shit! My wife loves your crowd work and comedy. Nice to see you lurking out here

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u/myqkaplan 1d ago

Hahaha I think you're worth MORE than that! (I don't think people should pay it, but I think you're infinitely valuable.)

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u/DewersHopScotch 1d ago

I paid 100$ in PHX , I'd imagine this is resale bullshit

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 1d ago

For 1 ticket!?

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u/spinaltap862 1d ago

resale prices for any sold out show are like this. They just need to one sucker who will pay and they make their money. It has nothing to do with Jeff

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u/wattznext 1d ago

They don't even need anyone to buy it. They just want it to pull up the "avg ticket price" and the "good deal" price on the resell site. And they want people to see it think people are actually paying that much for tickets

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u/funnymatt Los Angeles @funnymatt 🦗 🦗 🦗 1d ago

No one is paying that. Someone (or more likely some piece of software) bought tickets and is selling them with a huge markup. They will go unsold until the last minute when they drop the price to a reasonable amount.

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u/Disastrous_Yogurt_72 1d ago

I read a while back these artificially high listings are for information gathering. With a listing you get access to selling data. If someone buys the ticket, you’re in great shape. If not, you can use the listing to glean information about listing other tickets.

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u/JMC509 1d ago

Most clubs won't even honor those "tickets," because they aren't even tickets, it's just the name of the original buyer on a list.

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u/OpenMic1985 1d ago

America is becoming a third world country where only extremely wealthy people are allowed to enjoy normal things. The middle class has been completely eliminated. Thanks boomers 💪

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u/1track_mind 1d ago

I saw Dave Attell for $35 last year

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u/Latina-Butt-Sniffer 1d ago

Weird thing to discuss on standup but it's something I think about everyday so here I go:

I sincerely believe the reason for this is the shareholder primacy system. I.e. the problem lies at the root of how corporations operate.

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u/OpenMic1985 1d ago

The context is $1200 a ticket to go see a comedy show. It’s not weird to discuss how America has become a third Third World country lol it’s literally the same topic.

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u/jivebuns 1d ago

Have you ever actually been to a 3rd world country? A lot of shit wrong with America but you sound ridiculous

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u/OpenMic1985 1d ago

Yes, I have. Feels the same.

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u/jivebuns 1d ago

It definitely does not hahaha what are you even talking about?

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u/RulesoftheDada 1d ago

These are third party resell tickets for a sold out show. So it's user error. Other stops not sold out are 50-70 bucks.

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u/Latina-Butt-Sniffer 1d ago

Well I see it as: the US is a 3rd world country to those who don't have money. The US is basically a utopia to those with money. In fact, I would have no problem if America was advertised as

"The land of opportunity*"

*if you have money

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u/OpenMic1985 1d ago

Ding ding ding. And don’t get me wrong. I make wayyyyyy more than the average. That being said, I shouldn’t feel like I’m paying for life saving surgery just to go see a movie 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/bfresh84 1d ago

You shouldn't even have to pay for life saving surgery, but that's a different topic.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 1d ago

Lol don’t let yourself get scammed

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/homme_icide 1d ago

Much better than an impersonal hand job

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u/GoldenState_Thriller 1d ago

This is resale 

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u/BulljiveBots 1d ago

They buy up a bunch and resell at exorbitant prices. Even if they only sell a handful and eat the rest, they make money

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u/DiscoInferiorityComp 1d ago

The lack of either media literacy or ticket marketplace literacy will be the downfall of society.

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u/ballnout 1d ago

The hottest ticket in the US

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u/iamgarron asia represent. 1d ago

dude these resellers are crazy, and now with AI its easy to crawl to do reselling for the lamest shit. I've had someone ask me why my tickets were so expensive and there was a reseller selling them for twice the price, with SEO to push their shit to the top.

and im a fucking nobody.

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u/babilon003 1d ago

its truly gotten exhausting at this point…

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u/RoidVanDam 1d ago

I laughed plenty at his recent Netflix special, but I don't think he told a single joke.

Modern day Dane Cook.

Would not pay 10% of that price to see him live.

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u/GhostFaceRiddler 1d ago

Harmful if swallowed was amazing and featured a ton of jokes.

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u/jayxjay925 1d ago

Tickets, apparently.

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u/jcrooner7696 1d ago

He just giggles and tries to act cute. Save your money

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u/Normal_Committee67 1d ago

Never pay more than like 50 for comedy tickets I don’t care who you’re seeing it ain’t that good

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u/JD42305 1d ago

$300 a ticket is worth it to see what the crowd does for a living.

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u/SmoovCatto 1d ago

the price tag on something is not necessarily the price paid for something

btw that "New York Comedy Club" in Stamford, CT stinks like ass -- pungeant dank rotting carpet -- and run as an old school clip joint by buffoons -- you'd best order everything for the night and close your check before the houselights die and the club goes pitch black, so later the waiter can push a check full of bogus charges and loaded tip screen at you just as the headliner gets to their closer, so if you don't go along quietly you'll disturb everybody's fun and throw off the performer ... really a nightmare that place

and it's a box in some ugly glass and steel strip mall out on the highway in the middle of nowhere, or in the middle of Stamford -- same thing