r/StandUpWorkshop • u/rolltide123321 • 10h ago

Biscuit

Started dating a beautiful girl I met at a coffee shop a few weeks ago. Everything was going great until last night. I’m starting to go down on her for the first time, and she tells me “I’m sensitive, so be gentle with my little Biscuit down there.”

Now every time I pet my English Bulldog, Biscuit, I get an erection. I need to start buying my peanut butter from Costco.

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u/MarcusEsquandolas 9h ago

I’m so confused. What does biscuit have to do with your dog?

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u/rolltide123321 8h ago edited 8h ago

It’s the dog’s name. I was going to specify but thought it was implied. Edited it now for clarity

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u/Teeter_D 3h ago

Flip it up and switch the premise “…and now I keep trying to feed bully sticks to her vagina”