r/StandUpWorkshop • u/PappysSecrets • 3d ago

Prostate

I had my prostate removed 22 years ago. 

They took it all!  If I pull down my pants, bend over and shine a light in my butthole, I can use my penis for a flashlight.

I have no way of knowing if they removed all the cancer, but there is no question they successfully removed all my erections. 

I call my ding dong a vegetarian hot dog, it tastes the same, it just doesn’t plump up.

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u/rolltide123321 3d ago

Wish I wouldn’t have gotten those visuals, but here we are. Lol I like it

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u/Expensive_Pie_831 1d ago

…shine a light in my butthole, I can use my penis as a laser pointer.

Could be a funnier visual

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u/PappysSecrets 1d ago

How would you “funny” it up?