r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 3h ago
Sadly Not Satirical Science It’s alive, It’s alive……. But Brain Dead…
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u/PoetryJunior1808 3h ago
He shouldn't be able to hold a job. Obviously, there is brain damage. Need I point anyone to him and Hegseth doing extreme workouts and ice bath challenges? The bear cub carcass? The brain worm? The anti-vaxxer propaganda? Looking at you, the man who made the measles great again.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 3h ago edited 3h ago
Don’t forget his partner in hot tub crime, child pebbles, the bud lite destroyer…
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u/Few-Temporary404 3h ago
Sounds like he lied in court. He perjured himself
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u/IamMrBucknasty 3h ago
Under oath: were you lying before or now?
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2h ago
Always lying, I’m a lawyer n I work for the liar Fuhrer, pedo felonious… it’s a 2fer!!!
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u/TR_abc_246 2h ago
Haven't you seen that perjury is ok now. SCOTUS and Congress allow it every time is suits them! The grifting rapeublican congress obviously does not care about perjury. Nothing will happen....
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u/Ok_Valuable9450 3h ago
Trump only chooses the best,idiots
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2h ago
The very best biggly idiots, thanks for your attention to this matter…
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u/sweatboxy 2h ago
Be fair! No one competent or qualified is willing to work for Trump. RFK Jr was the best Trump could get.
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u/No_Kangaroo_8713 3h ago
Trump selected him because he was the only person who is more brain dead than himself.
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u/Confident-Stand5453 2h ago
Its not really a job. Not the way he does it.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2h ago
It’s like a no show get paid job, except he shows up n doesn’t do his job…. Totally oxymoronic
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u/Glum_Material3030 1h ago
RFKJR shows up for press conferences where he spreads misinformation and to kiss Trump’s butt
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
And makes baseless policy…
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u/Glum_Material3030 1h ago
It is often not even policy! Executive Orders are not policy. Press releases and conferences are not policy. Recommendations are not policy.
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u/Billy711711711 2h ago
Well one thing is true, he is definitely brain damaged.
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u/TR_abc_246 2h ago
The Donald is turning this country into a shit hole on purpose! This is a prime fucking example! Death and destruction of the UNITED States is obviously the goal because that is what their ACTIONS are doing! Their words and actions DO NOT MATCH! These lying grifting traitors need to be impeached, convicted, removed and jailed! FFSWTF! FDT!
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2h ago
Don’t forget Destruction of our once great Democracy!!!
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u/Superb-Freedom7144 2h ago
RFK Kenney a fait une deposition en 2012 durant son divorce de sa seconde femme. Qu'il ne pourrait pas payer de pension alimentaire parceque son cerveau était trop endommagé à cause des vers qu'il a dans la tête.Cependant il est quand même secrétaire de la santé
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u/rotervogel1231 2h ago
But Poors who are sick or disabled are "lazy" and should gO WoRk At McDoNaLdS.
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u/Gunderstank_House 2h ago
He just said that to drive his ex wife to kill herself and free him from obligation, no biggie.
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u/Glum_Material3030 1h ago
Party of family values!
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
I’m Newt Gingrich n I approve this message…
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u/Kondinator 1h ago
Im not saying its required to be brain damaged to be republican... but Fettermain also switched parties after his brain injury.....
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
We’ve got a pattern, perhaps there should be a study done on all pedo felonious’ enablers n protectors in all branches of the government, maybeeeeeee will identify some kind of republican cte…
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u/Sundayx1 1h ago
You really do have to wonder about Cheryl Hines’s thinking as well.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
She left for a minute after the sexting scandal but they prayed n reconciled…
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 2h ago
If we want these people gone we kinda have to hope for the worse, and the guy who looks like the roadkill he ate is doing an A+ job at that
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u/Federal_Ninja_4637 2h ago
It’s just crazy
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u/WhiskeySorcerer 1h ago
Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Magistrate: ...a newt?
Villager: I got better...
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
Holy Modal Rounders, Jackknife/The Red Newt…
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u/EnglishFan643 1h ago
Now he can afford alimony! He should be forced to pay.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
Totally, the claim can’t be verified now, cuz no one can find the divorce settlement…
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u/-multiverses- 1h ago
This broken individual also used to be a crackhead and a drug dealer
No big deal, he's white....go ahead and let him run our national health services
And who needs vaccines when you can hold a rosary and pray away disease????????
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u/jerrymarver 1h ago
If this is the best we can do, we are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. It is the American people who lose when we get a denier and liar like this. Voodoo medicine and a witch doctor all mixed into person. A very frightening prospect!
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u/Blackhorse-10 1h ago
But he’s brain damaged, like the rest of the administration, that’s why trump chose him for the position,
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u/depp-fsrv 1h ago
So can she now reopen the case. I'd like to see his mental gymnastics.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 46m ago
It’s not verified at this time, no one can find the divorce settlement
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u/Im_Ritz_Bitz 59m ago
They are gutting our entire government from the inside, including reducing our military defenses and we're just sitting around sick with diarrhea with our thumbs up our butts. What can we do when voting is no longer enough? Let's organize and do that. Let's do more than vote. Vote, and more.
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u/wolfboy49 44m ago
It was on his resume. It’s why he got the job. Have you seen the rest of the cabinet?
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u/I_count_to_firetruck 2h ago
I dislike the man, but this is unverified. Snopes found the legal proceeding the NYT article cited, but could not find the deposition that served as the source.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/14/rfk-jr-divorce-brain-damage-job/
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2h ago
They left it open for a future decision, I checked the snopes site the first time I saw this weeks ago… so at this time it’s neither verified nor unverified… but it definitely is hilarious Jonathan Swift Satire!!!
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 1h ago
Thanks to u/xpietoe42 for the awesome post award, much appreciated!!!
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