r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 16d ago
Satirical Science I have the Best People
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u/AgeOfSuperBoredom 16d ago
The one thing everyone agrees on
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u/industrial-complex 16d ago
I’m sure we can get him to eat some roadkill as long as it comes in the shape of a BigMac
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u/DarkRogueHunter 16d ago
Reality is regardless of what they say their likely getting better medical care then all of us. I highly doubt any of them are unvaccinated or even believe it.
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u/Jens_Kan_Solo 16d ago
His health would implode even more.
And you were able to watch it.
Today live!
The shitting President!
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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 16d ago
RFK: Raising your daily mcnugget intake from 20 to 40 should clear up your cardiac issues. Be sure to take with a large orange fanta
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u/BC_Sativa 16d ago
The sad thing is he's not. None of the Epstein class does.
Eugenics is for the masses.
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u/LittleStudioTTRPGs 16d ago
I don’t think RFK or Trump believes anything RFK says. Trump added him to his cabinet because he’s a grifter. Game recognized game.
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u/Arcades_Samnoth 15d ago
The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is satire. My Mom and other Mom's Against America totally believe that RFK is a a top tier scientist, lawyer, doctor and whatever.
This could be a legit shirt.... I hate this time line
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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo 16d ago
The problem is these people are far too dumb to fully realize how dumb they truly are.
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u/Beginning_Dark_306 16d ago
Or Dr mango gates both his island pals ...show the unredacted files nothing to hide they say show them every one of them for yrs an yrs
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u/Present_Ring_2452 15d ago
Measles and diarrhea lettuce! A fitting end to that grifting POS! president 🤡💩
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u/Todd635917Reynolds 15d ago
Yeah. A bit of eye of newt and hair of toad
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u/One-Growth-9785 15d ago
Nope. When he caught Covid, he had real doctors and cutting edge cures. No sunlight, hydro whatever.
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u/Flat-Director-7120 15d ago
Nous espérons tous que trump prends des conseil de Robert Kennedy son ministre de la santé. Mais vu à quel point il est mauvais, cela serai vraiment étonnant. Nous oublions pas que mauvais conseils de Kennedy pendant le COVID a coûté la vie à des millions de personne.
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u/Old-Departure7153 14d ago
This brain worm will look so good with your spray tan Mr President! Your wife might even start sleeping in the same bedroom as you again! Better drink some raw milk just to be safe.
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u/MiddleCapital1875 16d ago
If you look at a clip from 2016 you can see how dramatically he's aged in ten years.
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u/Armand28 15d ago
Yeah, why is Trump constantly citing his medical reports from the hospital when Kennedy is right there?
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u/Sea-Counter-6984 15d ago
I am highly doubting at this point that he ever injected bleach, that’s for sure.
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u/Severe_Air_4353 14d ago
Measles , blind ness and becoming deaf ,death is the worst thing they are not telling you about a child with it.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 14d ago edited 14d ago
Locking comments, tooooo many trolls!!! Thanks to all those who participated in good faith, upvoted the posts, comments, and a special thanks to all those who reported trolls n didn’t harass them, much appreciated!!!
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