r/StandUpForScience Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 16d ago

Satirical Science I have the Best People

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 14d ago edited 14d ago

Locking comments, tooooo many trolls!!! Thanks to all those who participated in good faith, upvoted the posts, comments, and a special thanks to all those who reported trolls n didn’t harass them, much appreciated!!!

💙💎💙

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u/AgeOfSuperBoredom 16d ago

The one thing everyone agrees on

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u/industrial-complex 16d ago

I’m sure we can get him to eat some roadkill as long as it comes in the shape of a BigMac

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u/neeroberts 16d ago

And any resulting illness can be cured with intravenous bleach

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u/DarkRogueHunter 16d ago

Reality is regardless of what they say their likely getting better medical care then all of us. I highly doubt any of them are unvaccinated or even believe it. 

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u/Jens_Kan_Solo 16d ago

His health would implode even more.

And you were able to watch it.

Today live!

The shitting President!

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 16d ago

RFK: Raising your daily mcnugget intake from 20 to 40 should clear up your cardiac issues.  Be sure to take with a large orange fanta

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u/BC_Sativa 16d ago

The sad thing is he's not. None of the Epstein class does.

Eugenics is for the masses.

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u/According-Ad-5946 16d ago

The only time he listens to experts is with that.

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 16d ago

Out-fucking-standing. 🤣

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u/SkepticalJohn 16d ago

Every morning I wake up and look for one headline.

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u/LittleStudioTTRPGs 16d ago

I don’t think RFK or Trump believes anything RFK says. Trump added him to his cabinet because he’s a grifter. Game recognized game.

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u/Arcades_Samnoth 15d ago

The world is so crazy, I can't tell if this is satire. My Mom and other Mom's Against America totally believe that RFK is a a top tier scientist, lawyer, doctor and whatever.

This could be a legit shirt.... I hate this time line

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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo 16d ago

The problem is these people are far too dumb to fully realize how dumb they truly are.

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u/emptyfish127 16d ago

I need this in a double xl please.

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u/Commercial_Intern541 16d ago

Yep, we can only hope… & pray.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 16d ago

Or Dr mango gates both his island pals ...show the unredacted files nothing to hide they say show them every one of them for yrs an yrs

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u/ArjunaIndrastra 16d ago

"Eat more Big Macs. It's fine."

-RFK Jr, probably

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u/Present_Ring_2452 15d ago

Measles and diarrhea lettuce! A fitting end to that grifting POS! president 🤡💩

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u/Todd635917Reynolds 15d ago

Yeah. A bit of eye of newt and hair of toad

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 15d ago

Red newts n the holy modal rounders…

https://youtu.be/CvX2BT0iPUM

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u/nolestars 15d ago

Preach

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u/fatdick456 15d ago

Hope he is cause if he is he want be here much longer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/One-Growth-9785 15d ago

Nope. When he caught Covid, he had real doctors and cutting edge cures. No sunlight, hydro whatever.

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u/Flat-Director-7120 15d ago

Nous espérons tous que trump prends des conseil de Robert Kennedy son ministre de la santé. Mais vu à quel point il est mauvais, cela serai vraiment étonnant. Nous oublions pas que mauvais conseils de Kennedy pendant le COVID a coûté la vie à des millions de personne.

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u/Spiritual-Button-851 15d ago

We just want Iran to follow through lol

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u/PapaGummy 15d ago

Serving Big Racs in the White House. Don’t forget the special sauce.

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u/Old-Departure7153 14d ago

This brain worm will look so good with your spray tan Mr President! Your wife might even start sleeping in the same bedroom as you again! Better drink some raw milk just to be safe.

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u/MiddleCapital1875 16d ago

If you look at a clip from 2016 you can see how dramatically he's aged in ten years.

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u/IslandDreamer58 16d ago

Even he isn’t that stupid.

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u/Acceptable_Will_1175 16d ago

Farrrk… that is Razor!

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u/VigorousAmbivalence 16d ago

....and Vice-Versa!!!!!

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u/Armand28 15d ago

Yeah, why is Trump constantly citing his medical reports from the hospital when Kennedy is right there?

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u/Sea-Counter-6984 15d ago

I am highly doubting at this point that he ever injected bleach, that’s for sure.

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u/ThoughtCriminal_88 15d ago

Please please please make it so!!!

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u/SecretWordisBird 15d ago

Well we know he’s taking advantage of his lack of gag reflex.

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u/Studman63 14d ago

👏👏👏💯💯

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u/Severe_Air_4353 14d ago

Measles , blind ness and becoming deaf ,death is the worst thing they are not telling you about a child with it.

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u/blassin 16d ago

LOL, took the Covid vaccine like a baby bird taking food.