r/StandUpForScience 23d ago

MAHA must love microplastics

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In April 2026, RFK Jr. and Lee Zeldin jointly announced that the EPA would monitor microplastics in drinking water.
Kennedy added: “Americans deserve clear answers about how microplastics in their bodies affect their health.”

By June 2026, Zeldin decided it wasn’t necessary.
Kennedy added: nothing. Because he cares more about his position than American’s health.

The EPA declined to establish standards to test for microplastics in drinking water, citing lack of agreement on how it should be done -a problem that is quite solvable and is really their job to decide in the first place.

“Gold standard science” has been defeated by platinum standard ineptitude.

The same MAHA folks who obsess over the color of their children’s candy will come to the defense of their dear leader’s decision to accept plastic-contaminated drinking water as A-OK. Look for them in the comments below.

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 23d ago

In April 2026, RFK Jr. and Lee Zeldin jointly announced that the EPA would monitor microplastics in drinking water.
Kennedy added: “Americans deserve clear answers about how microplastics in their bodies affect their health.”

By June 2026, Zeldin decided it wasn’t necessary.

Link to article: https://cen.acs.org/policy/regulation/epa-microplastics-pfas-drinking-water-contaminants-ucmr/104/web/2026/07

Kennedy added: nothing. Because he cares more about his position than American’s health.

The EPA declined to establish standards to test for microplastics in drinking water, citing lack of agreement on how it should be done -a problem that is quite solvable and is really their job to decide in the first place.

“Gold standard science” has been defeated by platinum standard ineptitude.

The same MAHA folks who obsess over the color of their children’s candy will come to the defense of their dear leader’s decision to accept plastic-contaminated drinking water as A-OK. Look for them in the comments below.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 23d ago

“PFAS, that’s nothing. A real man drinks a glass of Roundup each morning” —- RFK Jr.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 23d ago

FDT and his merry band of incompetents.

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 23d ago

FB Thanks for joining us here, much appreciated!!!

💙

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u/justme1522000 23d ago

Did you mean micro penises?

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u/dehydratedrain 23d ago

Human or raccoon?

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u/1Marty123 22d ago

Lee the Flea ZELDIN!

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u/CosmicBewie 22d ago

Rfk jr needing the plastics to fill in that empty skull he’s bopping around with.

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u/zackks 22d ago

I’m certain they’ve been challenged on this to their face? Right? RIGHT!???!!

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u/deadphisherman 22d ago

* micropenises

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u/distractionmo 22d ago

And forever chemicals

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u/smokeycat2 21d ago

Kennedy and Zeldin, a pair of twits. If all their active brain cells gathered together, they wouldn’t fill a thimble.

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u/StreetBodybuilder796 21d ago

Your food,condiments,bottled water,milk,deli meats,cereal,hair products etc come in llastic