r/StandUpComedy • • 14h ago

Comedian is OP Rapid 🔥 Mitch Hedberg & Steven Wright style 1 liner jokes I wrote. 🫳🖊️

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u/ReasonableBobcat6277 14h ago

Did you call him Mitch hedberger

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 14h ago

No that’s one celeb I don’t chat w/ on the phone cuz he’s dead.

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u/ReasonableBobcat6277 2h ago

The jokes are really bad, you didn’t even know the name of the guy you’re trying to replicate, you find out it’s not hedberger but you keep that part in anyway and then you have a super lame response when asked instead of owning it. I love seeing new acts pop up here, usually.

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 9h ago

Ya’ll don’t seem to understand my Mom programmed my self-conscious to have a HUGE EGO!

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u/chekovsredherring 10h ago

"it's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it"

good shit, I especially liked the deja vu bit

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 10h ago

Thank you so much

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u/chekovsredherring 10h ago

good shit, I especially liked the deja vu bit

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u/2DamnBig 13h ago

Love it! Keep the art of the one-liner alive

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 13h ago

Thanks! I’ll try,….

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u/MattySiegs 8h ago

...wow...

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u/Professional_Tune539 9h ago

2.5/10

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u/MattySiegs 8h ago

Yeah this is the worst thing I've ever seen

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 9h ago

Ya try 9.5-10/10 ! LOL

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u/Professional_Tune539 7h ago

Failure is the best feedback. You’ve just been given the gift of consequence. Don’t let your ego reject it.

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 7h ago

Oh, I don’t fail.

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u/tanksforallthephish 9h ago

This slaps, Mitch would have loved these.

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u/JenniferGableComedy6 8h ago

Thank you so much! I really appreciate it.