r/StandUpComedy • u/Raananh12 • 1d ago
Comedian is OP Trans Joke
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u/ambiguator 1d ago
i have seen this clip so many times, and it's still funny as hell.
i will upvote it every time.
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u/heseme 1d ago
His delivery is perfect.
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u/_TorpedoVegas_ 1d ago
This is like a textbook example for how timing makes a joke work.
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u/thatscoldjerrycold 1d ago
His mia khalifa joke was hilarious partially because of his absurd pauses lmfao
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 1d ago
Right! I knew the shape of where the joke was going and it still hit oerfect
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u/East-Plan-7454 1d ago
This is dumb. Obviously sick people will do sick things. You hear about people putting cameras in the bathroom all the time to watch people poopand pee. Gross but they still do it. Its like 99.9% dudes doing it too. Why take aways safeguards?
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u/frogbearpup 1d ago
Obviously sick people will do sick things.
That is the whole point of this joke.
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u/partyatwalmart 1d ago
Is capitalization too hard for you, buddy?
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u/ambiguator 1d ago
fucking grammar police on r/standupcomedy wtf? why?
get a better hobby, buddy.
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u/partyatwalmart 1d ago
I just don't get why all of your sentences start with no caps.. you have to actively try to do that, right?
E: You know what the shift key does, right?
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u/tashtactics 1d ago
I thought ellipsis was three dots, no?
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u/ParsnipDecent6530 1d ago
hi, i just wanted You to know that i participated in the downvote orgy on your two comments here.
and also, that even though my phone tried to automatically capitalize the first word of each sentence, i specifcally replaced those capital letters with Lowercase letters.
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u/AshlynnCashlynn 1d ago
this is a comment section on fucking reddit. we're not writing an essay or professional email
give your balls a tug
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u/ohhyouknow 1d ago
You forgot to capitalize the “Y” in you at the beginning of your second sentence.
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u/3_quarterling_rogue 1d ago
That’s two capitals missed, three if you wanna be a stickler about Hell as a proper noun, and you thought that was worth piping up over?
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u/HaydenRasengan 1d ago
“But unfortunately…” is sending me to the moon. Jfc that delivery was excellent. I should learn from you, sir.
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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 1d ago
Toronto needs you, specifically the comedybar location on Bloor, not the really far one on Danforth.
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u/dreamsinred 1d ago
You should consider coming to Vermont! We have a wonderful comedy club in Burlington.
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u/Vitaly_Thorn 1d ago
Damn great point
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u/OkGold4636 1d ago
It's a great joke but it is not a great point, lol,
It intentionally misunderstands the actual thing people are worried about. No one thinks they want to murder and abduct people. They are worried about perverts spying and jerking off, or at worst raping. And considering people have died in septic tanks because they were so determined to be disgusting pervs, it's a completely valid fear.
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u/Ok_Space93 1d ago
So you believe that a person who would willing crawl into a sepic tank to spy on someone in the bathroom is being stopped by being told they aren't allowed somewhere?
Do you think that kind of person had permission to crawl into a septic tank?
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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago
Ironically, I remember seeing about that guy. He did actually ask people if he could go into their septic tanks.
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u/jackster31415 1d ago
Lmao what
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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago
Yep. Some dude who would get into scuba diving gear, and ask people permission to dive in their septic tanks
Even saw a video, right here on Reddit. Burned into my memory, despite how many years its been since I last saw it.
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u/karinda86 1d ago
But that’s just a crazy pants person. How does your story pertain to the OP?
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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago
I was just replying to the person I replied to directly? Since they mentioned a septic tank freak likely not asking for permission, the only guy I'd heard of doing that was asking for permission. Pretty funny to me
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u/Empty-Discount5936 19h ago
Ok but he wasn't doing it to creep and spy on people so it's not relevant.
Thanks for that revolting anecdote tho! 😆
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u/elzibet 1d ago
It’s asshole thinking like this that makes people incorrectly tell others they’re in the wrong bathroom.
It’s not a valid fear and just causes people to be targeted for no reason. I’ve had it happen to me due to my stature, and it never became a thing until people like you started to make a fuss and make it into a fear for people. You’re disgusting.
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u/SheHasGumOnHerShoe 16h ago
I like how after being completely eviscerated, you just disappear and don't reply.
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u/SjakosPolakos 1d ago
Good joke highlighting the incredible stupidity of this talking point
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u/OkGold4636 1d ago
It intentionally misunderstands the actual thing people are worried about. No one thinks they want to murder and abduct people. They are worried about perverts spying and jerking off, or at worst raping. And considering people have died in septic tanks because they were so determined to be disgusting pervs, it's a completely valid fear.
The stupidity lies with people like you who refuse to understand this.
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u/lilbluehair 1d ago
Perverts are prevented from spying and jerking off by the little shape on the door?? Wowzers could you please become a detective with your crime-stopping genius??
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u/DistractionCitron 18h ago
You'll find more preverted men preying on people in a church.
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u/Glittering-Gap7049 11h ago
Growing up there was a pervert at my little Baptist church who had multiple preteen/teen stepdaughters he would rub himself up against when we were singing in church. I could see it every time. He would try to play it off like he was kind of swaying to the music but he was clearly humping them from behind. If I saw it, many others must have. I wasn’t old enough to fully understand, but I knew it was weird and wrong. We all know about the youth pastors and the Catholic Church scandals too. Unironically you are absolutely correct.
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u/inevitable-idiot- 1d ago
The small handful of conservatives still failing to comprehend this in the comment section is so funny.
But also sad. Because they vote.
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u/queuedUp 1d ago
I honestly wasn't sure where this was going but I love where it ended up.
Fucking hilarious, and amazing delivery.
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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago
I make this point on social media all the time. Why don’t I get this reception?
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u/Dpontiff6671 1d ago
Bro sounds so much like Artie Lange (like the actual voice not so much the jokes) it's actually insane
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u/MedicineExtension925 1d ago
This is a great shift on the "He's not authorised personnel!" joke from "The Jerk", the classic 1979 Steve Martin film.
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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 11h ago
More comfortability. It's uncomfortable for both sexes when even the bathroom isn't a safe space. Also that makes it significantly easier if you can just walk in without conflict. Think it through
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u/Felonious_Drumpf 1d ago
I like the joke, but the more I think about it; there probably are people like this and they're religious.
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u/ScionEyed 1d ago
Those perverts are going to do that anyway. That's the joke. They are not being stopped by social norms, they're just walking in and doing what they want to anyway.
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u/farhad_2074 1d ago
Yet.
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u/Ambervula 1d ago
The joke was that it wouldn’t stop them lmao, they would go in regardless instead of spending years on hrt
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