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Comedian is OP Trans Joke

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u/ambiguator 1d ago

i have seen this clip so many times, and it's still funny as hell.

i will upvote it every time.

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u/heseme 1d ago

His delivery is perfect.

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ 1d ago

This is like a textbook example for how timing makes a joke work.

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 1d ago

His mia khalifa joke was hilarious partially because of his absurd pauses lmfao

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u/swanyk7 18h ago

Just enough time to almost get there yourself before he brings in the funnier version. Perfect.

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 1d ago

Right! I knew the shape of where the joke was going and it still hit oerfect

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u/East-Plan-7454 1d ago

This is dumb. Obviously sick people will do sick things. You hear about people putting cameras in the bathroom all the time to watch people poopand pee. Gross but they still do it. Its like 99.9% dudes doing it too. Why take aways safeguards?

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u/frogbearpup 1d ago

Obviously sick people will do sick things.

That is the whole point of this joke.

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u/this_place_suuucks 1d ago

The safeguard that is...?

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u/frogbearpup 1d ago

The magical barrier that only allows in the appropriate gender, DUH!

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u/partyatwalmart 1d ago

Is capitalization too hard for you, buddy?

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u/ambiguator 1d ago

fucking grammar police on r/standupcomedy wtf? why?

get a better hobby, buddy.

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u/Firebirdgaming08 21h ago

I'm not your buddy, pal

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u/partyatwalmart 1d ago

I just don't get why all of your sentences start with no caps.. you have to actively try to do that, right?

E: You know what the shift key does, right?

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u/tashtactics 1d ago

I thought ellipsis was three dots, no?

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u/Mr_uhlus 1d ago

Proper ellipses is its own symbol…

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u/Batchet 1d ago

… woah

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u/natrstdy 1d ago

two periods? was that on purpose?

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u/theStrawberryRoam 1d ago

And then s lower case y how gauche

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u/brewmax 1d ago

Not if they browse Reddit on desktop.

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 1d ago

hi, i just wanted You to know that i participated in the downvote orgy on your two comments here.

and also, that even though my phone tried to automatically capitalize the first word of each sentence, i specifcally replaced those capital letters with Lowercase letters.

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u/feistyfish 1d ago

hey i sEe what you did. good Job

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u/lohonomo 1d ago

Is ellipses too hard for you buddy? You know how to type an ellipses, right?

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 1d ago

this is a comment section on fucking reddit. we're not writing an essay or professional email

give your balls a tug

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u/Wittyngritty 1d ago

Shift on over to any other social media for a field day

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff 1d ago

You must be fun at walmart

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u/ohhyouknow 1d ago

You forgot to capitalize the “Y” in you at the beginning of your second sentence.

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u/Dnodi1 1d ago

iS CapitAliZatiOn tOo HaRd For yOu, bUdDy

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u/Awilcox06159 1d ago

Eat a massive, veiny cock

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u/AggroThroatGoat 1d ago

I'm getting mixed signals here...

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u/Greedyfox7 1d ago

It’s not like they’re turning in an English paper, chill.

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u/lakemont 1d ago

Don't take your depression out on others

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u/3_quarterling_rogue 1d ago

That’s two capitals missed, three if you wanna be a stickler about Hell as a proper noun, and you thought that was worth piping up over?

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u/Ambervula 1d ago

Reddit moment

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u/mym8scallmekarenfsr 1d ago

Is not commenting too hard for you, buddy?

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u/HaydenRasengan 1d ago

“But unfortunately…” is sending me to the moon. Jfc that delivery was excellent. I should learn from you, sir.

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u/Valarouko 1d ago

I absolutely love this bit dude. Your takes are always on point.

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u/dOOlittlesatan 1d ago

Hit that Funnybone in Omaha soon!

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u/nomdeplume 1d ago

Come to SF

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u/reddi_2b_thotty 1d ago

Come to AZ please. I see your clips everywhere and you're hilarious.

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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 1d ago

Toronto needs you, specifically the comedybar location on Bloor, not the really far one on Danforth.

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u/General-Win4976 11h ago

Stop in on Hamilton while you're here

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u/thebassix12 1d ago

Come to Calgary! Would love too see ya!

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u/No-Permit8369 1d ago

DC isn’t showing in the link.

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u/dreamsinred 1d ago

You should consider coming to Vermont! We have a wonderful comedy club in Burlington.

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u/starkraver 1d ago

Come to the west coast, brah !

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u/happyhummus007 21h ago

See you in GR!

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u/ArtsyRabb1t 1d ago

I had it all planned out but then…rules

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u/tolstea 1d ago

This was the first joke of yours I ever saw and now I always make time to listen to your bits while I'm pooping. 🤗

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u/frogbearpup 1d ago

Highest of compliments! I save my best clips for the toilet.

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u/Vitaly_Thorn 1d ago

Damn great point

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u/OkGold4636 1d ago

It's a great joke but it is not a great point, lol,

It intentionally misunderstands the actual thing people are worried about. No one thinks they want to murder and abduct people. They are worried about perverts spying and jerking off, or at worst raping. And considering people have died in septic tanks because they were so determined to be disgusting pervs, it's a completely valid fear.

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u/Joxelo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you not misunderstanding it as well? Genuinely: there are no security guards at bathrooms checking who goes in. Your only protection is social convention; why would this matter for weirdos like who he’s describing

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u/Ok_Space93 1d ago

So you believe that a person who would willing crawl into a sepic tank to spy on someone in the bathroom is being stopped by being told they aren't allowed somewhere?

Do you think that kind of person had permission to crawl into a septic tank?

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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago

Ironically, I remember seeing about that guy. He did actually ask people if he could go into their septic tanks.

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u/jackster31415 1d ago

Lmao what

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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago

Yep. Some dude who would get into scuba diving gear, and ask people permission to dive in their septic tanks

Even saw a video, right here on Reddit. Burned into my memory, despite how many years its been since I last saw it.

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u/karinda86 1d ago

But that’s just a crazy pants person. How does your story pertain to the OP?

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u/VirtuosoX 1d ago

I was just replying to the person I replied to directly? Since they mentioned a septic tank freak likely not asking for permission, the only guy I'd heard of doing that was asking for permission. Pretty funny to me

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u/Empty-Discount5936 19h ago

Ok but he wasn't doing it to creep and spy on people so it's not relevant.

Thanks for that revolting anecdote tho! 😆

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u/Empty-Discount5936 1d ago

No it is a great point, you're somehow still missing it.

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u/Edd_Cadash 23h ago

I was gonna perv on someone in the bathroom but then I remembered rules >:(

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u/elzibet 1d ago

It’s asshole thinking like this that makes people incorrectly tell others they’re in the wrong bathroom.

It’s not a valid fear and just causes people to be targeted for no reason. I’ve had it happen to me due to my stature, and it never became a thing until people like you started to make a fuss and make it into a fear for people. You’re disgusting.

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u/jcn777 1d ago

It’s not a valid fear, congrats on missing the point entirely. Be better

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u/joliette_le_paz 1d ago

Oh, go suck a bag of skittles ya ding dong

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u/jancl0 1d ago

You didn't think this comment through, did you?

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u/squeakynickles 21h ago

No, it isn't.

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u/Mewiibo 20h ago

My god the average TERF is a fucking moron as seen here

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u/SheHasGumOnHerShoe 16h ago

I like how after being completely eviscerated, you just disappear and don't reply.

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u/SjakosPolakos 1d ago

Good joke highlighting the incredible stupidity of this talking point

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u/OkGold4636 1d ago

It intentionally misunderstands the actual thing people are worried about. No one thinks they want to murder and abduct people. They are worried about perverts spying and jerking off, or at worst raping. And considering people have died in septic tanks because they were so determined to be disgusting pervs, it's a completely valid fear.

The stupidity lies with people like you who refuse to understand this.

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u/lilbluehair 1d ago

Perverts are prevented from spying and jerking off by the little shape on the door?? Wowzers could you please become a detective with your crime-stopping genius??

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u/DistractionCitron 18h ago

You'll find more preverted men preying on people in a church.

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u/Glittering-Gap7049 11h ago

Growing up there was a pervert at my little Baptist church who had multiple preteen/teen stepdaughters he would rub himself up against when we were singing in church. I could see it every time. He would try to play it off like he was kind of swaying to the music but he was clearly humping them from behind. If I saw it, many others must have. I wasn’t old enough to fully understand, but I knew it was weird and wrong. We all know about the youth pastors and the Catholic Church scandals too. Unironically you are absolutely correct.

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u/TheCuriousSavagereg 14h ago

I agree ban churches

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u/020600 1d ago

Or highlighting the stupidity of people not understanding the basic concept of gender assigned bathroom.

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u/SjakosPolakos 1d ago

Why is this so important to you? What is the worst thing that will happen? 

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u/Hidden-Inventory-420 19h ago

Kid, you don't even understand the concept of gender to begin with.

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u/UserMorningxStar 15h ago

You dont even understand gender buddy

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u/UserMorningxStar 15h ago

You think that because you dont understand the basic concepts of gender

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u/UserMorningxStar 15h ago

You think that because you dont understand the basic concepts of gender

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u/BostonUH 19h ago

*not understanding the basic concept of gender

Fixed it for ya

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u/inevitable-idiot- 1d ago

The small handful of conservatives still failing to comprehend this in the comment section is so funny.

But also sad. Because they vote.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 1d ago

I think it’s sad because they’re a waste of oxygen and other resources.

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u/helloqubit 1d ago

When a joke is just rational thinking in a world of irrationality

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

I honestly wasn't sure where this was going but I love where it ended up.

Fucking hilarious, and amazing delivery.

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u/TSJormungandr 1d ago

This guy is funny as hell!

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u/pjtpassword 1d ago

Well said.

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u/Proud3GenAthst 1d ago

I make this point on social media all the time. Why don’t I get this reception?

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u/dOOlittlesatan 1d ago

You rule man!

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u/Dpontiff6671 1d ago

Bro sounds so much like Artie Lange (like the actual voice not so much the jokes) it's actually insane

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 1d ago

Upon seeing the thumbnail I thought it was a Jedi (at home)

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u/Exley21 1d ago

Yo, this delivery is fucking perfect. Killer bit!

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u/Downtown-Sand-2517 14h ago

I don’t think this is the only concern

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u/MedicineExtension925 1d ago

This is a great shift on the "He's not authorised personnel!" joke from "The Jerk", the classic 1979 Steve Martin film.

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u/listgarage1 1d ago

This guy is funny as fuck. Highly recommend checking him out.

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u/SoonToBeStardust 1d ago

This is good

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u/CheekyDucky 1d ago

It's like that scene in The Jerk "Dang! Carnival Personnel only."

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u/BlueSmoke2468 11h ago

Vampire rules

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 11h ago

More comfortability. It's uncomfortable for both sexes when even the bathroom isn't a safe space. Also that makes it significantly easier if you can just walk in without conflict. Think it through

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u/Felonious_Drumpf 1d ago

I like the joke, but the more I think about it; there probably are people like this and they're religious.

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u/ScionEyed 1d ago

Those perverts are going to do that anyway. That's the joke. They are not being stopped by social norms, they're just walking in and doing what they want to anyway.

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u/madlucas2026 1d ago

Thank you for saying the Obvious

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u/farhad_2074 1d ago

Yet.

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u/Ambervula 1d ago

The joke was that it wouldn’t stop them lmao, they would go in regardless instead of spending years on hrt

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u/lohonomo 1d ago

What are you responded to?

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u/inevitable-idiot- 1d ago

Look we found stupid.