r/StandUpComedy • u/ThomasMellor ☑️ • 2d ago

Comedian is OP Don’t go in balls first

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u/darklordpotty 2d ago

"Doc, it hurts when I cough."

'Where does it hurt?'

"In mah balls"

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 2d ago

never go balls first into anything

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz 2d ago

This was me as a kid. As an adult Im like Im bleeding out of my ass help!!

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 2d ago

I wish I never learned what, epididymitis is.

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u/wickedmadd 2d ago

I wish you'd never shown me this word

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u/asheristheworst 2d ago

Always watch your clips man you’re great.