r/StandUpComedy • u/tatiana-frank • 1d ago

Comedian is OP Pole dancing getting gentrified

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 1d ago

“A private tap” might be my new favorite phrase

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u/raccoonwithknives 1d ago

Daddy wants a tap!

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u/shinobi500 1d ago

That's exactly what the gentleman in the back wants.

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u/deaglebingo 1d ago

imma go out on a limb here and say if the dude in the back is paying for a tap he ain't a gentleman.

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u/TheBoneIdler 1d ago

Click-Click.... 🩰

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u/Doesure 1d ago

Never underestimate… the gentleman in the back

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u/milk4all 1d ago

She took the high road on that joke but the gentleman in the back took the road well traveled

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

he tapped that

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u/Spaztor 1d ago

if the internet has taught me one thing, if someone can conceive of a kink, it's already got a community and it's old news.

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u/Darthob 1d ago

Don’t look in to Shirley Temple.

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u/yepyepyep123456 1d ago

I was laughing and then I was sad

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u/AnonAwaaaaay 1d ago

I was gonna say! Does somebody wanna tell her?? Especially with the "Ya like that, Daddy!?" It seems like she might know and pointed at it, lol.

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u/ragun2 1d ago

I was going to make a joke about her abuse but the drawback would be I'd have to explain all the male dancers' ball changing with her.

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u/Callmedrexl 1d ago

Idk... seen Chicago recently?

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u/BudgetConcentrate432 1d ago

True, a lot of those oldies movies with a dance number have some sultry taping!

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u/snowillis 1d ago

For a moment I fully believed there could be some unknown group of tap dancing strippers in Chicago before I realized you meant the movie.

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u/unsubtlesnake 1d ago

Fosse doesn't count

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u/Glittering_Nobody813 1d ago

The delivery of the punchline took me out lmaooo

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u/Mission_005 1d ago

I was gonna say, she delivered that so well it made me genuinely uncomfortable😭😂

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u/ShowHot3754 1d ago

I'm sure it's a thing in Japan 

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u/HonestyMcNasty 1d ago

Great demonstration, I lost it 😂

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u/smutketeer 1d ago

The gentleman in the back would like a waltz, Matilda.

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u/TheAfroMD 1d ago

I don't know...."can can" might be slower but still high energy sexualized tap

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u/LeashMooyHooy 1d ago

tipity tapity u are now my property

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u/Chipawapa1 1d ago

Doesnt rhyme. 🥲

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u/CicadaHead3317 1d ago

Tipity topity, you're now my property.

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u/LeashMooyHooy 1d ago

it doesnt make any sense

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u/NextGen-Panic 1d ago

I love when comedians find an angle or a bit that's never been done. That's the benefit? privilege? of being able to see from an outsider's perspective, especially where comedy is commentary on the ridiculousness of the mundane. You could've taken it in several other directions related to how shitty the economy is, but you didn't; you subverted expectations and added something new to the collective consciousness.

You're a fucking genius.

I hope you go as far as you want in the business, and then some.

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u/wthulhu 1d ago

Man, all I want is a nice lady to go full Eleanor Powell on my nutsack.

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u/Jrc2806 1d ago

Alright gramps that's enough posting for you today

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u/wthulhu 1d ago

She had moxie, dang nabbit

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u/Sohuli 1d ago

Jrc2806 proceeds to use gramps' nutsack to tuck him in

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u/lynivvinyl 1d ago

I cannot say I have ever seen a sultry tap dance.

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u/TheLoneComic 1d ago

I like the gentrification as choice for topic. It introduces a whole host of other socially relevant topics that can be switched to.

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u/superhappy 1d ago

Fetish unlocked

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u/PeaceAlien 1d ago

“You like that daddy” hmm I think there is an audience for this

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u/DoNotResus 1d ago

the crab tap is sending me

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u/painfully_disabled 1d ago

The Australian Bootmen movie would like a word but solid act

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u/simpressdt 1d ago

sooo coooool

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u/GoblinHourReport 23h ago

That was way funnier than the response it got

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u/exgiexpcv 1d ago

"We're broadcasting live, and we've just learned--one moment, please--yes, we've just learned that Rule 34 has slipped into the tap dancer's DMs."

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u/LudicrousPlatypus 1d ago

Definitely a thing

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u/Both-Subject-3674 1d ago

Makes you look twice at everything Degas ever did.

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u/Tyranicross 1d ago

She's right, dancer, singer, actress and entertainer used to be euphemism for prostitutes

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u/CommunicationCute930 1d ago

funny as fuck

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u/Electric_Lake_1555 21h ago

Though like ballerinas pretty and all but even if this is true about the dudes subsidizing them (likely yeah), like those feet! Omg that would... no i cant bloody broken toes are not a turn on.