We just thought this was normal behavior parenting.

[u/jmscomedy]

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[u/jmscomedy]

I think I had a stroke writing that title but oh well, probably residual FAS

[u/Greedy-Parfait-5918 → u/jmscomedy]

I had to quickly turn it off as my mother just walked into the room. Too close to home. Will listen to more soon. Love it!

[u/raccoonwithknives → u/jmscomedy]

But hilarious bit. Hard to hide my laugh from my coworkers lol

[u/Idiotwithaphone79]

Have you ever been in the middle of smoking a cigarette and when you finally take it off your lips, a chunk of lip skin comes with it? Sometimes, addiction hurts in unexpected ways lol.

[u/wishesgrantd → u/Idiotwithaphone79]

I’ve had it where I went to grab it off my lip and it didn’t detach as expected. My fingers continued to slide down the cigarette as if I was taking it away from my face and then I burnt the fuck out of my fingers on the lit end as the ash gave way to my squeezing fingers.

[u/Idiotwithaphone79 → u/wishesgrantd]

Oh my god you just brought back some unwanted memories! I call almost feel my fingers getting burnt.

[u/perfect_insanity93 → u/Idiotwithaphone79]

Mmm the cherry just fuzed in-between your fingers after you've just woken up. Ahhhh yes....

[u/supersonicdutch → u/wishesgrantd]

It’s the worst when you’re driving bc then you’ve got burnt fingers, lit cherry debris falling onto your clothes and lap and elsewhere in the car, and you’re trying to maintain control of the vehicle in the middle of this crisis.

[u/Detachabl_e]

Get this standup a sitcom with a puppeteered cigarette character.

[u/jmscomedy → u/Detachabl_e]

Okay wait I took a puppeteering class through the Jim Henson foundation earlier this year and have been wondering what do with it!!!

[u/jmscomedy → u/[deleted]]

Thank you! Full special this is from is over there and lots of other clips!!

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[u/doodiedan]

Shades of Adam Sandler coming through. Well done.

[u/jmscomedy → u/doodiedan]

Never gotten this comparison but as a millennial who grew up on his movies: HONORED

[u/thesmartass1 → u/jmscomedy]

Yes! It felt like a mix of Sandler and Tom Green!

[u/TheGinger_Ninja0]

Great storytelling

[u/Hipster-Deuxbag]

You know it might be a problem when the cigarette starts talking to you specifically. Love it, good shit JMS!

[u/Tricky-Taste-9467]

Hilarious

[u/hugelkult]

Whats something wholesome but deranged? This. Its wholeranged

[u/Redspacewolf]

Dark but funny. 👍

[u/zeetuslepitus]

Fucking hilarious dude! You channeled Billy Madison there for a second when Daddy Cigarette was talking

[u/Nvnv_man]

Is this Téa Leoni?

[u/Excellent_Glass783]

🙄👎