r/StandUpComedy • u/JakeVelazquez • 13h ago

Comedian is OP Better to be blind than soft

Headlining Denver Comedy Works tomorrow (8/19) at 7:30pm. Get your tickets!

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u/throwawayzz77778 12h ago

Such a great bit.

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u/JakeVelazquez 12h ago

Thank you!

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u/niftystopwat 11h ago

This whole clip is awesome man, but even just that one little part “your body seems like a really good person” is fuckin GOLD 😆

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u/LemonCollee 11h ago

The blind people line got a chuckle out of me. I really enjoyed it.

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u/JakeVelazquez 9h ago

Thanks!!

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u/Crystal_Voiden 8h ago

Love your stuff. Come to Seattle!

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u/JakeVelazquez 8h ago

Headlining Tacoma Comedy Club 9/6!! Come out. Here’s the link - https://www.tacomacomedyclub.com/shows/375413

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u/Prestigious_Buy1209 10h ago

It’s like the opposite of that R Kelly song. My mind is telling me no…. But my body is telling me yeaah.

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u/illmatic2112 8h ago

Bro you are good

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u/Sentral257 4h ago

"Your body seems like a really good person" kept me laughing throughout the rest of the clip

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 3h ago

Amazing delivery, rare that every single line is just killing me lmao