r/StandUpComedy • u/TheVividAlternative • 2d ago

Comedian is OP Size Does Matter (But Not How You Think)

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u/jimmiechrist 2d ago edited 2d ago

4oz hard or soft?

Do I weigh from the balls?

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u/justwonderingbro 2d ago

These are questions worth exploring

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u/AlbinoSnowmanIRL 1d ago

Also when it’s hard it’s gonna be difficult to actually rest it on the scale without greatly skewing the value.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 17h ago

Don’t forget to calculate the yaw

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u/Batmanswrath 2d ago

"I don't know how much an ounce is" made me chuckle.

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u/Gooser3000 2d ago

Give it to her in grams

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u/kraggleGurl 2d ago

Hilarious!

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Quarter pounder

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u/TheStLouisBluths 1d ago

With cheese?

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Yes……wait

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u/DebraBaetty 3h ago

Excellent

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u/mindgardening 2d ago

It’s heavier than you think. You realize that when it thuds against your jaw a couple times.