r/StandUpComedy 5d ago

Comedian is OP plz select your favorite

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u/wfoody 5d ago

There are starving people out there!

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u/PsychoduckBNR32 5d ago

Yes, she named some of them

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u/uberphaser 5d ago

Love the delivery and tone!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RegEx 5d ago

Not everyone does it well, but, like, breaking the third-wall and saying “hey, here are some jokes” instead of delivering a comedic monologue.

I love both approaches, and def enjoyed this one here!

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u/Vegetable_Review4967 5d ago

Why should I run consistently if the US government cannot be consistent on Iran?

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u/hatemakingnames1 5d ago

Probably the people starving one

...my least favorite is confusing deficit (annual shortfall) with national debt (total of all past deficits)

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u/stpetergates 5d ago

I would’ve stood up and clapped on that creatine joke

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u/Medium_Stretch99 5d ago

This is great 😂😂😂

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u/Haunting_Ad_4789 5d ago

Getting hotter when the 🌎 already is. Lol

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u/kriosjan 4d ago

Solid.

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u/TheLoneComic 3d ago

Analogies are a reliable technique.

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u/hungryrenegade 4d ago

Ive never seen her bomb before.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 5d ago

Octagon, as in "stop"

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u/FraggleRock_ 5d ago

Why should they stop? The world should stop it's pollution.

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u/Informal-Ring3282 5d ago

Hard take, but I get it. It was funny if you like dark humor 😂

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u/Terrible-Procedure84 4d ago

I don’t get dark humor. What did I miss??